Salerno Skim

When you read something so fast and carelessly that you retain almost nothing.

I apologize. I didn’t actually read your feedback. I just gave it a ‘Salerno Skim’ and missed the point entirely.

by SaltandWinegar December 2, 2023

Shleenado

A tornado of a woman that'll blow your mind.

She shleenadoed me into a coma.

by Crushed Tomatoez December 30, 2023

Salerno skim

When you read something so fast and carelessly that you have no clue what the point is.

Did you actually comprehend my feedback? Or did you just Salerno Skim it?

by SaltandWinegar January 4, 2024

Sarleen

Sarleen is a girl, who grew up in pain, physical and mental pain, sarleen is a girl who thought that her parents were her heroes, but little did she know, they were her biggest enemies, her biggest haters, sarleen is a girl who got bullied in elementary school because of her being different, she had a different colour from other kids, she was weird, and lonely, that was an advantage for other kids to abuse her and make fun of her. Sarleen is a girl who is now 17, she tried to make her life like the ones that other kids live, but she failed, eventually she made it worse than it could ever be, just because she wanted to try new things, just because she wanted to get new experiences, just because she wanted to be happy. Just because she wanted to be free. Sarleen was never free, sarleen was never happy in her life, sarleen never got the true feeling of love, everyone abandoned sarleen, she had only one person, God, she kept praying to God, even tho he made her go thru more struggles, she still believed that everything happens for a reason. Sarleen is on the edge of giving up, sarleen even though she is in pain, she will always smile, and her smile will warm you up, she doesn't want others to go thru sum that she did, she wants the best for everyone, sarleen needs one person who will love her, and care about her, sarleen wants to feel happy.....

Did you see Sarleen in the morning?

Yeah she wasn't smiling like usually

by ghdkkdn January 10, 2024

Salentines Day

On February 14 you and one of your single homies must take on a challenge and frot with no lube. Whoever cums first is tonight’s biggest loser and must let their homie finish down their throat.

Hey bro, today’s Salentines Day! Wanna find out who’ll be tonight’s big loser?~

by CheeseBurgerAndy February 14, 2024

Salentine

On February 14th, you and your homie must take on a challenge and frot without lube. Whoever cums first is tonight’s big loser! For their punishment they must allow their homie to finish down their throat.

Person 1: Hey bro wanna be my Salentine?

Person 2: Sure! I just hope I’m not tonight’s big loser again…

by CheeseBurgerAndy February 14, 2024

Saleemed

noun. The act of involuntary anal sex without lubricant.

Roger invested in Mullen Automotive, and promptly got Saleemed.

by Rockraven13 March 19, 2024