Lost Sailor 

This glorious act is when one's rage supersedes one's sensibility. Said person will clog up the sink in the restroom with whatever material is available. Then said person will drop a foul shit directly into the sink full of water. Said shit is left for the next person to witness.

Holy fuck, someone left the lost sailor in the work bathroom sink. I think it was Tony.

Lost Sailor by fecus January 10, 2013

The salty sea sailor 

When a female sucks off a guy and is too much of a pussy to swallow so he ejaculates in her eye and she goes blind therefore having to wear an eyepatch

Look at Becky! She's wearing an eyepatch
Wow Joe must have given her the salty sea sailor

What happened last night?
He wanted me to swallow!
So, did you?
Of course not, I just took a salty sea sailor instead

The salty sea sailor by Sea sailor October 26, 2014

Swear like a sailor 

Someone whom very oftenly unnecessarily and excessively swears without even realising it and without the intention to be rude

“Are you fucking kidding me? What the fuck did he think would happen?”
“Don’t swear like a sailor son, how many times do I have to tell you that? “

Swear like a sailor by F4kMyLyfe June 10, 2018

Sailor Surprise 

A mixture of period blood and semen. Usually a stain of some sort. Named because of "seamen"'s likeness to semen.

She was having her period, so I raw-dogged her and now I've got a Sailor Surprise on my sheets.

Sailor Surprise by MattyLight21 January 31, 2008

Sailor Stew 

A concoction created from any combonation of things to be used in any sentence involving anything.

Carter's mom loved my Sailor Stew last night.

Sailor Stew by lolwilllol April 14, 2008

sailor's hat 

An intact foreskin on an uncircumcised males penis.

I totally zipped my sailor's hat in my fly while we where out drinking last night!

sailor's hat by BadMedicine December 9, 2008

Sailor's Pole 

The act of sticking a metal pole up a person's ass while dressed in a sailor outfit.

John Fajit wants to give Alexis a nice Sailor's Pole, but she wants it from Daniel instead...

Sailor's Pole by SoppingOyster January 19, 2014