Charlie: I was stumping this girl so hard last night
Jackson: Yo, babe can I stump you tonight?
Morgan: Of course, I want all 15 inches of your stump
Jackson: Yo, babe can I stump you tonight?
Morgan: Of course, I want all 15 inches of your stump
by CHEEF QUEEF November 16, 2017
by Slackmasterflx June 14, 2023
by Gamberman August 29, 2023
The act of hopping from one tree stump to another. Like a trampoline but for people who’s family was too poor to buy a trampoline
Person A: “did you ever have a trampoline growing up?”
Person B: “no, but I did a hell of a lot of stumping”
Person B: “no, but I did a hell of a lot of stumping”
by Snaggletooth24 August 04, 2018
by weinerboy1234 June 02, 2024
The act of trying to flatulate out out gas from your rectum, but is blocked by a small piece of feces that was pushed through the bowels by gas, usually needing to get the blockage clears by going to the restroom.
"Man, I really have to fart, but every time I try, I feel like it's blocked by a shit stump, And I feel like I have to shit."
by Kyzore November 20, 2019
Someone who is an extreme pervert yet also a huge Christian freak at the same time. Their amputated leg also looks like an over grown penis.
by JarlAlpha July 18, 2015