Redwood Stump

A redwood stump is a severed penis, to which, looks like, a bleeding wooden tree stump, thus it's name.

Ew, I bet that guy has a redwood stump!

by thecutsaregettingdeeper October 15, 2015

Stumping

The act of pulling tree stumps out of the ground. Usually with a 4 wheel drive vehicle or a tractor.

Lucky went stumping for trophy woods.

by Harv80 May 6, 2021

stumped cow

A cow that is trained to back up to a stump in order to be fucked by a human

Bessie is such a well trained stumped cow that all Jonathan has to do is walk up to the stump.

by Scottypotty2 April 18, 2018

Stumped Chump

That person, who is fully knowledgeable as a subject matter expert, is tested by outside sources with material so obscure it is generally retrieved & referenced through paralegal methodologies

The Journeyman took a test that contained questions from the most obscure & irrelevant qualification standards, it left him a stumped chump and quite butt hurt.

by JR Stump June 5, 2018

Ye Ol' Stump

The name given to those who possess other-worldly, inter-dimensional abilities, often deemed unnatural.

Do you know of Ye Ol' Stump?

by Sviggles May 13, 2025

stump eater

One who only eats the base or "stump" of a muffin

Danielle is a stump eater.

by Mojo Inc August 4, 2007

stump road

A one lane dead end road you take your woman down to fuck on a tree stump.

She could barely walk after ride down stump road!

by OateeBoatFlash November 18, 2022