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That smore sucked my man's dick
by Satori L. May 20, 2005
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A smore is when a man deficates inside a woman's mouth and then begins to insert his penis inside her mouth and proceeds as a blowjob and when you cum, you leave behind a marshmellow white substance that looks like a smore once mixed in with the poop.
That smore was delicious honey, can you make some more?
by SwiftBullet July 30, 2008
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test scores vs. bra-size

A, B, C, D, E, or F --- can you tell a girl's high-school report-card grade by da cup-size of her "upstairs undergarment"? Are gals with bigger boobs often less intellectually-capable? Dunno. But maybe da chicks with da smaller fun-bubbles hafta be smarter in order to get ahead in da financial world, 'cuz they don't get so many guys who are willing to spend money on them just to be allowed "touchy-feely" privileges!
his whole "test scores vs. bra-size" thing puzzles me... if da size of a woman's boobs are in direct inverse proportion to her intelligence, why do gals wif huge chests get da lion's share of da gifts and attention from neighborhood guys, and lustful employers choose to hire Dolly Partons over flatter-chested chicks???
by QuacksO March 26, 2019
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smore

the act of defocating on a graham cracker and then proceeding to ejaculate on the fecal matter. then placing another graham cracker on top
i made a smore it tasted like shit
by cranfordkid January 21, 2011
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smore making

When two queers get together and have anal sex. the chocolate is the shit, the cracker is the dick, and the giz is the marshmellow.
Hey u flaming faggot, why don't you go make some smores.
by ppp August 1, 2003
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newfie smokes

A shitty brand of smokes that someone has usually boughten from indians they basicly suck ass and noone like them there used as a last resort and your called broke ass for smoking them
mike: yo wanna buy a smoke
anthony: i aint want them newfie smokes
by daganj November 19, 2009
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"When that smore came into the room I wanted to vomit."
by Cullen and Tristan March 17, 2008
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