smad

the combination of the words "sad" and "mad"; the act of one becoming so sad that one will also feel mad, or vice versa.

person 1: God he makes me so...I don't know...i feel so sad that I'm mad!!!

person 2: so you're smad!

by crazydrummajor9008 March 8, 2009

smear

vb. to smear. taking two fingers and sloppin' some gristle out from under your nuts - then proceeding to wipe the sweaty nappiness on someone's face, neck, etc.

we were four hours on the road, and i had developed a dire case of stink nuts, so, merely for bullshit purposes, i smeared my buddy's cheek.

by nonemuch February 19, 2003

Smealch

From the Latin, "cheefa smealchie." A foul smelling vagina, often due to lack of washing or over sexing. Can also describe a cottage cheese-like build-up that forms in and around the tang. smealchie smealg smealgie cheefa smealchie

Man, that bizzle has some nasty smealch goin' on down there! Clean that sheeat, ho!!

by Elvis-TCB July 26, 2008

smads

Super Mad And Depressing Sadness

Dude my dog died..

smads!

by Richard Wade June 30, 2008

Seadler

To Blast Feces into a large body of gay men.

"dude That fag just did a seadler to those gay rally guys."

by NAPETR July 17, 2009

Smeaies

A Group of Dirty or Disgusting Females.

Matt: Yo Gordon I saw your smeasy with her smeaies at the mall yesterday.
Gordon: Was there any guys with them smeaies?
Matt: No the smeaies looked to dirty for any guys to be interested

by Rawdogger420 April 30, 2011

Smeaky

Yeah it's just a combination of Smart + Sneaky.

Some companies will keep a long-terminated employee's email address as a way to capture spam and so when it recieves an email, it auto-block the spammers for all the other employees. Gotta say that's pretty smeaky.

by Dingo Babies October 4, 2016