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Smealch

From the Latin, "cheefa smealchie." A foul smelling vagina, often due to lack of washing or over sexing. Can also describe a cottage cheese-like build-up that forms in and around the tang. smealchie smealg smealgie cheefa smealchie
Man, that bizzle has some nasty smealch goin' on down there! Clean that sheeat, ho!!
by Elvis-TCB July 26, 2008
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Share the smealth

Farting in public, making sure you share the smell with as many people as possible. A pun on "share the wealth".
I passed gas on a packed bus today. I know everyone got a whiff of it. Ya gotta share the smealth!
by LonePooper January 27, 2018
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Smelching

The act of sucking and blowing smoke into and out of someone’s ass with a straw or cylindrical device
ex. Cannabis in jail can be quite hard to come by. The most efficient way to get blazed in prison with your mates is by smelching. You take a puff then blow it in your mates ass, then the next mate sucks it out.

ex. Steve and Laronda were married for a long time. They were happy and comfortable until one night Steven confessed to Laronda that he had spent most of their retirement on ice. She smuggly replied, “Had you been smelching that smoke out off my ass Mothafucka, You wouldn’t have wasted all that god damn money!”
by Mr. Seventree September 6, 2018
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Smealth

The act of investigating a smell in a stealthy manner.
A combination of the words smell and stealth.
"I was macking this hoe so I went in for a smealth to see if this bitch was clean."

“Hey dude that girl is slammin but make sure you take a smealth before you ask for her number”
by MuffHugger February 10, 2010
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smeached

When she said "do anything you want" the asshole smeached her and now she has swimmers ear
by Leothaturd February 12, 2015
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smealth bomber

A person with the ability to clear an entire room with their farts, especially when done via the SBD/silent but deadly method. A pun on "stealth bomber".
Steve just did a smealth bomber in the cafeteria! Cleared the whole place out! All he said was it was a gift from the gods to share, and that you gotta share the smealth!
by LonePooper May 4, 2018
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Smelcher

One who sucks the cum out of a woman's vagina after ejaculating. Akin to snowballing.
I had no idea John was a smelcher. After we got done doing the nasty, he started sucking his milk back out!
by Some,kid July 27, 2008
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