Not simply a dilation of time, but an actual state of being only achievable through excessive consumption of alcohol and marijuana. In this state, one is not simply experiencing slow motion: they have become the slow motion.
Doug: "Dude, I was so slow motion last night."
Matt: "Yeah, you seemed really out of it."
Doug: "No dude, you don't get it. I wasn't just IN slow motion. I WAS the slow motion. I BECAME the motion."
Matt: "Yeah, you seemed really out of it."
Doug: "No dude, you don't get it. I wasn't just IN slow motion. I WAS the slow motion. I BECAME the motion."
by LogJammer August 30, 2014
Blond: i like the one with the glitter
Girl: they all have glitter slow kid
Blond: i still like the one with the glitter
Girl: they all have glitter slow kid
Blond: i still like the one with the glitter
by Squillium Fancyson March 04, 2008
The act of quick scoping within CoD games after mw2 while using any perk that does not allow the scope to zoom in fast, thus slow scoping. Synonym: marathon sniping (sounds stupid).
"Look at that guy pwning the whole team"
"Is he quick scoping?"
"No you mug. he's slow scoping"
"Oh, so he isn't just beast, he's insanely beast"
"Is he quick scoping?"
"No you mug. he's slow scoping"
"Oh, so he isn't just beast, he's insanely beast"
by vThylacine November 23, 2011
A slow harassing stare by means of wheeled transportation.A deliberate and persistant attempt to harass a work force.
Foreman Rodney stared at me as he began his slow roll on his Ez-Go to harass me as I worked diligently.
by bigeasyone September 19, 2009
A person who is a little bit slow-minded. Lacking the ability to catch on to what someone is implying. Inability to read between the lines.
Mike- "Are you going to be cranky?"
Me- "I'd answer that question if I knew what it meant."
Mike- " it means being in a bad mood."
Me- " No shit Mike, you're a little bit of a slow box."
Mike is a slow box.
Me- "I'd answer that question if I knew what it meant."
Mike- " it means being in a bad mood."
Me- " No shit Mike, you're a little bit of a slow box."
Mike is a slow box.
by Wild_child561 September 10, 2013
The event in which everything is slowed down. Everything looks better in slow motion...for example, when you're doing your laundry or walking through a club.
Of course, not everything looks good in slow motion...for instance, here's a tape of me taking a shit...
(flies off toilet)
(flies off toilet)
by Ihdfu sdutgf August 16, 2006
A slow jerk is the term used when you think something is lame or stupid. It is usually accompanied by a slow jerking off motion.
Brianna: Sweetie, lets watch that new lifetime movie I saw an ad for!!
Rick: (while doing a slow jack off motion) Oh.. oh... Oh yeah.... what a slow jerk....
Rick: (while doing a slow jack off motion) Oh.. oh... Oh yeah.... what a slow jerk....
by FirstOneToPukeDrives July 13, 2009