loyal simp

A nigga who only simps for 1 chica and 1 chica only.

Joely's such a loyal simp for Haylee.

by BigDaddyJoel December 8, 2020

no more simp

A brand created by 3 brothers in San Francisco. It is a reference to the Simp or Sucker Idolizing Mediocre Pussy. The phrase also means no more simping aka no longer idolizing mediocre pussy.

Person 1: Yo no more simp dropped a new collab t

Person 2: No fucking way that’s sick af

by funny ace 2 November 19, 2019

Jessica Simpson

Has everything a man wishes of a woman:
1. Big breasts
2. Big ass
3. No brain

Jessica Simpson? That dumbass blonde?

I don't care, I'd still fuck her.

by Fuckitall June 11, 2006

ashlee simpson

One who can't sing. One who blames non talent on others. One who is booed before performance, and off the stage at the Orange Bowl. Also, a failure worthy of their own petition online demise.
www.petitiononline.com/StopAsh/petition.html

See also; Milli Vanilli, Failure, Fugly

www.petitiononline.com/StopAsh/petition.html

by Eric Smithson January 30, 2005

Grandpa Simpson

Homer's dad on the Simpsons...he is very pathetic because he forgets everything, his family always forgets about him and leave him at the depressing rest home all day...fell in love with the worlds oldest woman, but it didnt work out...has a lot of weird medication that makes him go crazy...his real name is Abraham J. Simpson...

The swedish are coming! The swedish are coming!

by waAGhA! March 16, 2005

ashlee simpson face

A chick who would look good if her nose, eyes, and mouth were in proper proportion to each other.

"I'd of done her, but she had a fierce ashlee simpson face."

by T-Bone223 December 23, 2008

Alpha Simp

According to Youtuber Aloona Larionova, someone who admits and owns up to being a simp.

*found on her soobridit*
badkillerz101: Let's be honest. Who wouldn't be a simp for Aloona?"
Hades_do_bem: So that means that you are a SIMP
badkillerz101: Hell yeah, I'll admit it.

Aloona: *gasp* That's an Alpha Simp.

by Yoshiro Hiroto May 14, 2020