Shannonisms

Phrases, words of wit and all-around funny statements said by St. Louis Cardinals radio broadcaster and former Cardinals player, Mike Shannon, who often says them while inebriated on air during a game

Mike Shannon: I wish you folks in St. Louis could see this moon!
Listener: (laughter)
Mike Shannon: It’s Mother’s Day, so to all the mothers out there, Happy Birthday!
Listener: Good ol’ Mike! The Shannonisms just keep coming!

by WyldOzzy July 2, 2020

Shannon Burked

When you accidentally shoot your wife while using the dog as a silencer.

Mike went and Shannon Burked Lisa last night!

by Milkman1278 October 27, 2019

Shannon

plays violin, loves jeans, says weird things like hamMOCK and underpants

shannon, who tf wears jeans to brunch?!

by ajsndcuebfsc February 1, 2019

Shannon

Two faced, can't trust her with your secrets. Will be your best friend, until a boy comes into the picture. She can break your heart if your not careful.

"watch out, she might be like Shannon."

by always_sad August 20, 2019

Jolynn Shannon

One of the best friends anyone could ask for! She’s literally perfection!

Did you see jolynn Shannon? She’s perfect!

by Itsmebitches0493 June 24, 2020

sexy Shannon

A man that ignites a fire deep within you. A fire that can only be cooled by his touch. The arousal of every part of your being. The anticipation of his touch brings on a sense of intimidation and uninhibited passion. A visceral Hunger they can only be fed by a sexy Shannon.
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I can tell by looking at him he is definitely a sexy Shannon

by NinaMe January 8, 2022

shannon

so hot yummy, dannon is her nickname, loves reece stenhouse xo

shannons bum is so smelly but yummy!

by die cherrie xoxoxox February 19, 2021