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No Stank Shoulder Shank

When a girls pussy smells so bad, you have to fuck her in the armpit
(Guy 1) - "Did you make it with that stupid slut last night?"
(Guy 2)- " Yeah... wish I didn't. I had to No Stank Shoulder Shank her, because her cunt smelled like old Asparigus covered in shit."
(Guy 1)- "I like asparigus"

cunt, armpit, pussy, skank
by cakeordeath21 October 3, 2011
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Why You Should Wrap A Rubber Band Around Your Door

The biggest scam-spam you'll find on this garbage website
Why You Should Wrap A Rubber Band Around Your Door
If you aren't doing this already, you should start.

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by ♥🗺☠ May 20, 2021
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Guess What's On My Shoulder?

A game you play with a female of interest to break the ice. It involves walking up behind the girl while she is seated, pulling your peens out and setting it on her shoulder. When she turns around in disgust, you should look at her with total confidence and say "That's right."
Matthew: Dude, I went for it. I went over to Ashley's cubicle and played Guess What's On My Shoulder?

Adam: Super Sweet. Did it work?

Matthew: No, she hit me.
by Woo Yeah Nester November 3, 2010
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you should

A phrase commonly used when someone/thing ought to get'em.
Should I whack off with peanut butter covering my wiener and a cucumber in my ass?

YOU SHOULD!
by Jiz rag March 13, 2005
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Wii Shoulder

Having played Wii (bowling mainly) for far too many hours. Not following makers instructions of regular breaks. Leading to serious shoulder ache and stiffness for about 3 days afterwards!
Wii shoulder- Wii players who rarely do any other excercise will find this most common! (like me)

Similar to Tennis Elbow! :)
by Wendywii January 12, 2008
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Shoulder Boulders

Breasts, Usually large ones. A woman like this could alos be able to "Breastfeed a Creqche"
Oh my god, shes got huge shoulder boulders.
by MadMatt74 November 17, 2003
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