MadMatt74's definitions

Builders Elbow

Jodie Marsh's Nose, as described by Jordan

Jodie Marsh has got a nose like a builders Elbow

by MadMatt74 May 11, 2004

FMB's

Shorter way to say fuck me boots.
FOS's are the opposite of this, fuck off slippers.

Look at those FMB's she's wearing.

by MadMatt74 November 17, 2003

Clay Pipe Inspector

A homosexual male

Look at him, he's a clay pipe inspector

by MadMatt74 November 15, 2003

Shoulder Boulders

Breasts, Usually large ones. A woman like this could alos be able to "Breastfeed a Creqche"

Oh my god, shes got huge shoulder boulders.

by MadMatt74 November 17, 2003

Crab Ladder

Line of hair that extends from pubic hair to bellybutton reigion.

Wow, now that i hit puberty ive grown a crab ladder!

by MadMatt74 November 15, 2003