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Shorter way to say fuck me boots.
FOS's are the opposite of this, fuck off slippers.
Look at those FMB's she's wearing.
by MadMatt74 November 17, 2003

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Line of hair that extends from pubic hair to bellybutton reigion.
Wow, now that i hit puberty ive grown a crab ladder!
by MadMatt74 November 15, 2003

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Jodie Marsh's Nose, as described by Jordan
Jodie Marsh has got a nose like a builders Elbow
by MadMatt74 May 11, 2004

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Breasts, Usually large ones. A woman like this could alos be able to "Breastfeed a Creqche"
Oh my god, shes got huge shoulder boulders.
by MadMatt74 November 17, 2003

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A homosexual male
Look at him, he's a clay pipe inspector
by MadMatt74 November 15, 2003

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