Definitions by MadMatt74

Builders Elbow 

Jodie Marsh's Nose, as described by Jordan

Jodie Marsh has got a nose like a builders Elbow

Builders Elbow by MadMatt74 May 11, 2004

Shoulder Boulders 

Breasts, Usually large ones. A woman like this could alos be able to "Breastfeed a Creqche"

Oh my god, shes got huge shoulder boulders.

Shoulder Boulders by MadMatt74 November 17, 2003

FMB's 

Shorter way to say fuck me boots.
FOS's are the opposite of this, fuck off slippers.

Look at those FMB's she's wearing.

FMB's by MadMatt74 November 17, 2003

Crab Ladder 

Line of hair that extends from pubic hair to bellybutton reigion.

Wow, now that i hit puberty ive grown a crab ladder!

Crab Ladder by MadMatt74 November 15, 2003

Clay Pipe Inspector 

A homosexual male

Look at him, he's a clay pipe inspector

Clay Pipe Inspector by MadMatt74 November 15, 2003