Self-Wheeling

A girl who is so ridiculously easy to pick-up, it's like thy wheel themselves.

Guy1: I want to talk that girl over but I don't know what to say.
Guy2: Who? Natalie? Don't worry man, she's self-wheeling!

by pudoooser November 30, 2009

Self greened

When a Mario Kart 64 character is hit by one of their own green turtle shells. It usually happens by accident, and can sometimes change the outcome of a race or battle.

Player 1: How did I pass you?
Player 2: I self greened on the last lap.

by mip042 March 22, 2010

self fertilize

when a man cums on himself or when a girl gets wet.

Dude i totally self fertilized when i was masturbating...got all over my stomach.

by penthausssss May 17, 2011

Self Shooter

A female, usually a teenager, who takes photos of themselves usually to put online.

Maria, as a self proclaimed self shooter had a sizeable collection of photos of herself on her blog.

by Omnius Prime December 3, 2011

Self Vandalism

Drawing, writing or doodling on yourself. (hands, arms, legs)
Drawing aimlessly on yourself.

Drawing, writing or doodling on yourself is called self Vandalism

by LittleBitsOfAwe July 26, 2011

Self importing

Making one's self seem much more important than you really are.

Jack is self importing himself to the boss.

by Wumpy December 16, 2011

Self Stalk

Repeatedly looking at your own online profile, pictures, and posts.

I am such a self stalker. I look at my own profile much more often than I look at any of my friends' profiles.

by Magicliterati March 10, 2012