Scrunt

The crap that builds up under your finger nails

Today I sat and cleaned the scrunt from under my nails

by jomomocomo May 27, 2013

scrunty

The state of being immediately after an object has been wiped with someone's crotch

Rob slept in my bed last night. I bet my pillow's all scrunty

by weaver April 14, 2005

scrunt

to have sex with a woman

you cant scrunt us love ive got the painters in but you can whack us up the shitter if you like

by philipjamecook April 1, 2007

scrunt

the man glue that makes a 'wank sock' appear stiff

'why are your socks always so stiff???'...'why, because i use them to mop my scrunt up'

by jimbob brown April 24, 2006

Scrumtrulescent

A combination of words: Scrumtious and Excellent.

That womans poon was scrumtrulescent.

by badasssketcher March 9, 2009

Scruffle

The use of an sexual organ on the property of another individual.

"Josh, you totally scruffled my iPod".

"Yes Joe, you are now in posession of an iPod Scruffle, enjoy!"

by swimmer0430 May 3, 2008

scruff dust

slang word for the illegal substance amphetemine sulphate,also known as speed

do you want a line of scruff dust?

by del boy September 25, 2006