rubber band man

I used to be a "dancer" and I always had rubber bands for my money. So there you have it, people who deal with alot of cash, may use rubberbands to organize it.

If someone has some rubberbands and is using them to hold onto large wads of cash they may not get a regular paycheck. For example they may be a stripper, drug dealer or have some other unconventional career. They are a rubber band man, or woman!

by Manda_79 November 16, 2007

Rubber Lips

A person with a noticeable speech impediment; someone whose lips have a pronounced shape, meaning they sound as if they are talking through a wah-wah pedal. Also, someone who looks like you could stick them to a window, by moistening their lips.

Listen to the way that guy's talking - "Wah wah wah wah." What a dope! Did you see the size of his lips? What a berk!

by Scotty April 6, 2003

ribbed for her pleasure

The case of having so many STDs on your weiner that it's completely covered in bumbs, boils and crevasses.

Guy #1: I don't think you should be hooking up with girls with the state your wang is in...

Guy #2: It's okay. They like it. It's ribbed for her pleasure.

by The Commisioner. April 11, 2010

rubber charlie

condom.

She had a baby because of the faulty rubber charlie.

by sexerman34987 April 8, 2009

rubber thumpin

1. A fat person walking. 2. the sound the shoes of a fat person make as they walk.

Is she that fat?? Dude she was rubber thumpin down the hallway.

She was rubber thumpin so bad things were falling off the wall.

by G8KeaPoR May 5, 2011

Rubben

The King of Rubens. It was said since the dawn of time that Ruben was a particularly hot guy, bad ass person, who pimps on finest girls, and stands out of the crowd. But there was just too many of them. They needed an out-of-the-box Ruben, "One Ruben to rule them all". So here he was, the finest blend of all Rubens, the only one and unique Rubben. It was him, who "would bring back balance to the force", make the dream come true and transcend those from Rubens.

Ruben is hot in bed, but that's nothing like Rubben.

There are a bunch of Rubens, but how many Rubben can you think about ?

In the end Rubens are just the beta version of Rubben.

by J0hnQ34 November 24, 2016

Your papa should have worn a rubber

You say this to someone who is fucking annoying and to someone who has no purpose in life. This shows them they are useless and should not be on this planet

Bradshaw: Im fat im fat im fat
Nick Doring: Hey, your papa should worn a rubber. You worthless piece of dop poo.
Bradshaw: :(

by Adrian June 1, 2004