Full name Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro, is a 24 year old portuguese footballer who plays for spanish giants Real Madrid in La Liga, Spain. He previously played as a winger for Manchester United.
Also considered by most girls (and some guys) to be one of the 'hottest guys ever' due to his good looks. As if his perfect hair and fancy footwork wasnt enough?
Also considered by most girls (and some guys) to be one of the 'hottest guys ever' due to his good looks. As if his perfect hair and fancy footwork wasnt enough?
by Bickle_T July 6, 2009
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minor defs: portugese soccer dude. Born feb, 1985. Plays for manchester (i think)
minor defs: portugese soccer dude. Born feb, 1985. Plays for manchester (i think)
by golly September 29, 2006
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"..Actually, my name's Alex."
{ron-ld} noun, 2. To become Ronald {too bih-kuhm ron-ld} verb
1.
A present employee of the fast-food restaurant/establishment, "McDonald's."
1a.
A conformist.
2.
Handing away your individuality to become part of the "Hitler youth-esque" wave that has spread across the universe.
Similar to signing your soul over to Satan.
{ron-ld} noun, 2. To become Ronald {too bih-kuhm ron-ld} verb
1.
A present employee of the fast-food restaurant/establishment, "McDonald's."
1a.
A conformist.
2.
Handing away your individuality to become part of the "Hitler youth-esque" wave that has spread across the universe.
Similar to signing your soul over to Satan.
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Kelly: Ha! Ookay, Ronald. Whatever you say.
Ray Man: Dude. What do you think that Ronald does when she's off the clock?
Ethan: Heh. I can't tell you, but I know that it's mine.
Slate: What do you think's worse? Working as a Ronald, or buying into Gangnam Style?
by refinedhippie November 2, 2012
Get the Ronald mug.A Sexual Act named after Ronaldo. This act requires the female to give you permission to blow your load in her Vagina. when you shoot and score, with the dick in her pussy, It is customary to scream "SIIIII" while doing the exact motion Ronaldo does after scoring. Motion is shown in the GIF
by MikeyD25 January 31, 2018
Get the Cristiano Ronaldo mug.cristiano ronaldo the portugese player that most english hate at the moment. he luvs himself too much, has earrings which r gay, he looks ugly and winds people up e.g rooney.
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ronaldo got rooney sent off for no reason and winked/smiled back at his bench!
ronaldo got rooney sent off for no reason and winked/smiled back at his bench!
by hyrjjkyku September 5, 2008
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