Rason

Rason is the realest nigga you know. He has a huge horse cocc and gets hella bitches and a plethora of pussy

“Girl who is that” “omg that’s rason he so fine n he has huge meat”

by Mydracodontkickback May 18, 2020

dire reasons

Soundalike and polite slang for diarrhea. Appropriate because of the 'direness' of expelling said feces out of one's body.

After eating that undercooked chicken, I had dire reasons last night...it wasn't pretty at all!

by chrism July 4, 2004

snake reason

Having a secret reason for knowing, doing, or wanting something.

Person 1: Scott has a snake reason for learning the figure 8.
Person 2: That sneaky snake! Arg!

by The Snakester June 16, 2010

pure reason

The method of drawing conclusions based solely on self evident facts, the implications of self evident facts or thought experiments.

Communism is inherently flawed and I can prove it with pure reason.

by Curious Moose199 May 21, 2017

the reason you're not vegetarian

bacon....

:)

"On Pinterest it has this screenshot saying the definition of bacon and I thought it was funny."
"K, what is it?"
"Bacon is the reason I'm not a vegetarian...."
"Nice. BTW, That joke is sooooo old."

the reason you're not vegetarian--------- bacon

by MyNameDoesn'tHaveToBeKnown June 6, 2017

Keep the Reason!

Keep the Reason is the motto of the atheist, rationalist, and Reasonist. Like the theist will say, "Keep the Faith!" the Reasonist says, "Keep the Reason!" because reason is how we understand the world and our universe.

Theist: Hey, keep the faith, friend.
Reasonist: Thanks, but I'd rather Keep the Reason!

by Keep The Reason January 4, 2012

redon

Incredibly huge nosed albanian.

Look at his fucking redon!!!

by Jose December 17, 2004