Hacker im reporting you

What kids/noobs say in roblox when they rage and lose to a pro, so they report the pro through roblox’s terrible moderation

Pro: gg
Noob: HACKER IM REPORTING YOU
Pro: lol really?
Noob: YOU WERE USING HACKS I SAW IT
Pro: omg lmao

by Romie_777 May 19, 2021

repossession

Repossession is the term to describe the taking back of of something that once belonged to person stealing it. Often causes the person being looted a lot of turmoil and stress. In addition, repossession is one of the number one causes of suicide, which frequently happens when the object being stolen back is something that the person is addicted to.

Ex. Juul

Verb form: repossess

Miguel signed out of his classroom in school to use the restroom. Upon his arrival, he began to rip the juul as if he hadn’t had it in days... at least it felt this way to him. Poor Miguel didn’t even realize that it had only been 7 minutes. Little did Miguel know that one of the men looking for a “repo” job had just gained intel on his bathroom excursion. Before he could even blink, Miguel had the Juul taken out of his hands, and the runner was already making his way down the hall. By the time the addict had retreated from the bathroom in pursuit of his target, he realized it was too late. “Oh no. Not another ‘repossession’. It can’t be happening again!” Dropping to his knees, Miguel began to question his life, pondering why he had not followed his father’s orders and put himself out of his misery. “My life is a living shit show” Miguel shouted in agony. Miguel dreaded what was to come. Although it had only been one minute since his last hit, he knew that a very painful withdrawal was prone to take over him at any moment now. His grades began to slip and he constantly was looking for a solution and a way out. There was only one thing he could think of.....

by DiliRoso November 15, 2017

RepOne

Also known as a genital harvester.

by Anonymous October 3, 2003

Ninja Report

It is incredibly boring having someone explain a piece of work to you. For that reason, "Ninja Report" should replace the title of any report written for any purpose, at all times.

Marshall: "...So I was meant to turn in a report about Using 23-b-3 Spurious Class Action Precedent to Contest a Class Certification Order Based on Lack of Commonality and Numerosity..."

Ted: Dude, you lost us, can you just call it something cool like "The Ninja Report" or something?

Marshall: Okay, yeah, fine whatever.. So um I was supposed to turn in "The Ninja Report" yesterday

Group: Oooh wow, cool

by Tobe_meister March 8, 2010

The Colbert Report

The Colbert report is a "fake news show"like the Daily Show, starring Stephen Colbert. It airs at 11:30PM/ET on Comedy Central. Colbert plays tyhe role of a Conservative media pundit.

The Colbert Report really does stick it to Right Wingers.

by Stemic December 14, 2008

Self-Report

A self-report is doing something that's ultra sus resembling an action Andrew Tate would do.

The Cheeto dust on my fingertips was a self-report I stole my brothers Cheetos.

by BIG//WORM January 12, 2023

Repot

One day, Emma or Charlotte mispelt the word report as repot.
Repot is now the most offensive swear word in the history of humankind.
To use the word without sound you raise your little finger.

"REPOT!1"
"You probably don't know what this means but I am swearing at YOU!"

by Ruth April 21, 2004