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religion

The reason some people are not losers. The reason some people are not hateful little "find a scientific explanation for everything" atheists. The reason there are nice people in the world. People who didn't let some messed-up experience in their life make them think that religion was a lie or something STUPID like that. People who don't think that they are the highest most mighty beings in the universe, people who accept that there is actually someone out there BETTER than them.
Religious 2nd Grader: Hello, would you like a piece of my cookie? In my religion it's always good to share.

Non-religious 2nd Grader: I don't have to share my cookie with you because there's no one watching to make sure I'm good and the bad things I do will never come back to me. I don't follow silly religion rules about actually being a good person instead of a buttface.
by Yaaaaaawn November 5, 2006
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religion

without religion, science is weak,
without science, religion is nothing.
by Biafra J September 14, 2004
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religion

The morals of some well meaning but obsolete person in ancient past who had some others following Him.
Come on friends lets play religion. I will become God.
by baba teliya December 22, 2015
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religion

a thing that brainwashes people
man: hey i think religions r useless
man2: yeah you're right
god:
by niggerger October 4, 2023
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religion

the thing atheists hate. the thing that brings people together, the thing that sparked the creation of science, the thing that funded the masters of art and architecture. the thing that 95% of the world follows. the thing that will one day overcome the arrogance of atheism
wow all those arrogant atheists really have a hateboner for religion huh?
by mallowsal April 15, 2015
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religion

-The foundation for security.The sheilded life of which one can enjoy despite all failures or mishappenings of any kind in due to the fact that their supreme being has a purpose, a master plan, has brought life and therfore holds power to take it, and in that the promise that in all nothing is absolutely "bad". Its hope. Its freedom in a limitation. Its escape from blame. Its excuse for mentalities abilities/ exaltation.
My mother died, but in my religion there is a plan for everyone.
I cant imagine a world wihtout god, for my religion denies ability.
by Defamed_Enlightenment April 7, 2003
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Religion!

When something is expected, of-the-norm, standard issue and typical. Often used by respected members of the Cornish heavy metal fraternity.
Derek: "Did you go to the gig last night then?"
Fergal: "Yep"
Derek: "Trashed?"
Fergal: "Religion!"
by Dantera February 7, 2010
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