Realming

When your feeling really introspective or high and you start saying mad philosophical nonsense.

"I got really high and watched Enter The Void and I started realming."
"Sometimes I feel like I was born backwards. God I'm so realmed."

by Minto Berri Krunchu March 17, 2014

Fo'realize

Combination of realize and for real. Meaning to earnestly bring to attention.

Louis: Can I get a ride man?
Benjamin: You need to fo'realize that I'm gonna need some gas money first.

by CaBo July 1, 2008

Uncontrollable Reading-Aloud

A condition in which the affected person will have a dying urge to read everything they see out loud.

This can become incredibly annoying.

A kid walks into a shop...

Kid: "Ooooh, SCREWDRIVER... Ooooh, PENCIL SHARPENER, Ooooh, THIS SIDE UP..."

Clerk: "Oh, another case of Uncontrollable Reading-Aloud..."

by ~Aphotix~ July 17, 2009

Admented Reality

The practice of augmenting real life photographs and videos with computer-generated advertisements inserted after the images have been captured.

Google is introducing a concept of admented reality by proposing that real life billboards in their street view photos be augmented with virtual advertisements they sell.

by arlingtone January 15, 2010

Virtual Reality

It’s a thing you want but can’t afford.

“It’s cool and you watch a lot of porn on it, you should get Virtual Reality.”

by cutout June 30, 2021

reality distortion field

reality-distortion field n. An expression used to describe the persuasive ability of managers like Steve Jobs (the term originated at Apple Computer in the 1980's to describe his peculiar charisma). Those close to these managers become passionately committed to possibly insane projects, without regard to the practicality of their implementation or competitive forces in the marketpace.

"A reality distortion field. In Steve's presence, reality is malleable. He can convince anyone of practically anything. It wears off when he's not around, but it makes it hard to have realistic schedules."

by Matrix9180 August 12, 2004

race realism

The belief that different groups of people who had been geographically separated in their evolution couldn't have developed the exact same physical and mental traits.

Retard: RACE REALISM IZ STUPID CUZ IZ JUST ONE RACE, DA HUMAN RACE!!!!!!

by Some Romanian Guy January 14, 2017