Religion 

Fucking bullshit.

Person A: " If religion is stupid why are there still people believing in religion."
Person B: " We are you still alive again?"

Religion by fakmee April 20, 2018

Religion 

Rationalization for people with a relativity low IQ.

"Hey Joe, why do you like religion so much?"
"I love religion, because religion gives me a purpose!"

Religion by łaco December 12, 2020

religion 

a Word used to justify homophobia

a gay person : but i didnt choose to be gay

a homophobic religious person : but my religion says so

religion by gay!as!hell March 2, 2021

religion 

religion is a blessing,
its the reason i am alive,
the reason i even try,
the reason i want to be good,

but religion is also a curse,
once someone knows ur religious they think diffrently about you,
steriotipicalise you,
use it against you,

just remember,
religionis not something to be ashaimed of,
its something that should be shared,
be who you are.

person 1: i'm part of a religion
person 2: ur gonna go to hell
person 1: thats rude
person 2: its not its the truth

religion by urfwiendLiL June 5, 2021

religion 

Hope that will help you in life, but won't save you from life threatening situations with the best it can do being making you lucky to survive.

religion helped me in hoping that I never get in a fight with a crazy man with a gun. But when the time came, I survived after he missed a close shot and ran out of ammo

religion by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) June 10, 2021

religion 

Something that people like to believe in, that serves to explain something when all else fails or as an excuse for something.

"We will spread our religion to them, and tell them it's the correct way."

religion by mrcockboy October 16, 2021

Religion 

Religion is a act of worship, as an example;
Litteraly every belief except Atheism.
Religion is also sometimes called "Theism" and is the opposite of Atheism. Most religious people like me believe in a God, Godess, or Diodee. (Sorry for spelling errors, I'm Polish) and for quick history
50000 B.C.E Religion becomes popular
900-1400 Troubles and wars with the Holy Lands
Many people seem to think that religion caused war.
Not true, in fact, the people who caused these wars were unable to take the fact others believe in other stuff, not that religion tells them to.

Cathilic: My religion is Catholism.
Christian: My religion is Christianism.
Protestand: My religion is Protestant.
Buddhist: My religion is Buddhism.
Jewish: My religion is Judaism.
Islamist: My religion is Islam.

It's ok to be religious, it's ok to be atheist.

Religion by Ayourmomhot January 30, 2022