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Raging Boehner

A play on the unfortuante last name of the new Republican Speaker of the House of Representatives (and his tortured attempts at altering the pronunciation). He claims it's pronounced "Bay" ner. Ask a German, any German, if it's possible for Boehner to be pronounced "Bay" ner. Go on. We'll wait.
On November 3rd, America woke up to a Raging Boehner.

Congress now has a Raging Boehner.
by OllyOllyOxenFrei November 3, 2010
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Barrel racing

The greatest sport ever made on horse back, barrel racing is like attempting suicide
I Love barrel racing, it’s extremely dangerous tho”
by 💫🤧❤️ April 23, 2018
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Wet Fanny Rafting

Two women scissoring whilst on their periods.
Hey Jane wanna do a little wet fanny rafting? I'll be on my melon soon!
by Cuntcrackling April 6, 2009
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Raging Atheist

An atheist taking things to their logical conclusion. Believes in logic and follows the teachings of Richard Dawkins, while being more aggressive. Cannot stand religious proselytism and will blow off at religious zealots trying to preach to him. Tends to become overtly provocative, especially when it comes to creationism, for the sheer pleasure of shocking religious prudes.
Listen man, I am a raging atheist, you don't want to discuss creationism with me. Trust me.

John is a raging atheist, he told me god does not exist and that we are related to apes. I was so shocked by his narrow-mindedness that I left right away.
by arnom September 13, 2009
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Raking the leaves

Scraping crabs and/or pubic lice out of pubic hair with your teeth.
I am so tired of raking the leaves for your mom, she needs to shave that shit and get rid of the problem.
by LixxLaJoy December 7, 2006
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wall raping

the act of masturbating using a wall. Something only an Asian would think of doing. Usually needs a lot of lubricant to work, unless you enjoy pain. I would not recommend drilling a hole in the wall to do it, because splinters down there are a bitch. You rub yourself up and down on the wall until you ejaculate. May leave a stain. Not recommended unless your name is Ben.
Me: "Hey Ben, did you know Cody has never jacked off?"
Ben: "I only have twice."
Me: "Wtf really?!"
Ben: "Yah, and once was with a wall."
Me: "omg thats not normal, wouldn't that be considered wall raping?"
Ben: "..."
Me: "How is that even possible?!"
Ben: explains to me
Me: "That's crazy shit right there!"
by Chaz Rouflab February 4, 2009
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the devil and god are raging inside me

The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me is the third studio album by American alternative rock band Brand New. It was released on November 20, 2006, through Interscope Records, making it their major label debut.

The name of the album came from a conversation Jesse Lacey had with a friend regarding Daniel Johnston, a musician who suffers from schizophrenia and bipolar disorder. And the album cover is a picture titled "Untitled #44" from Nicholas Prior's "Age of Man" collection which the band saw at an art show and later used.
I don't know man i'm starting to think that the devil and god are raging inside me 24/7.

I love that album!
by Bicboiii December 1, 2013
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