raccoon

the act of engaging in hairy butt animal sex. the victim is usually left with painful and lasting memories.

girl: ow my ass is hurting
girl2: u got raccooned

by Air Bud 3 October 29, 2006

raccoon penis bone

the muffled solo sound on the faint's song called "birth" in their album "wet from birth"

Markus: hey man! you heard the raccoon penis bone in birth?
Brendan: What's it sound like?
Markus: uh, whuuu twirp whoooo
Brendan: oh...do guys have penis bones?
Markus: I THINK MINE JUST CRACKED!!!

by markopolo_13 December 27, 2007

raccoon

That's them kosher chocolate or coconut cookie things the jewish people eat during passover. Chocolate and Coconut raccoons.

Have some of the raccoons moyshe, I'm saving the coffee cake for company.

by Manny F August 12, 2006

Raccoon Fever

Slang -
a. sexually aroused

b. provoking or intended to provoke sexual arousal

c. sexually eager or lustful

"The girl who sits next to me in sign language has raccoon fever for our teacher."

by wolfganggetfucked November 21, 2011

Racoon

John Marston.

"Where is that damn racoon!" yelled out rat-faced Micah. "Marston!"

by wheresyourgoddamnfaith November 8, 2019

Racooned

When someone tries to get you try some food or beverage that they know tastes bad.

This tastes nasty, here try it. No, I don't want to be racooned

by Old Man In TC July 26, 2020

Raccoon tail

Prior to completion of doggystyle anal intercourse, the feces covered penis is removed from the anus and placed on the back of the recipient with the penis remaining the asscheeks. Upon climax, the gifter will apply pressure to his penis with one or two hands as to remove the feces onto the back of the recipient. A quick design should be made while, in one motion applying raccoon eyes to the recipient.

It was a good night until I gave her the raccoon tail. She kicked me out before I could wash my hands and I had to do a shitty hands walk of shame.

by Kingding Aling August 1, 2020