[Rubing my suburban]

Applying mayonaise and jelly to the foreskin and or scrotum of a mans penis as lubrication for oral sex in preperation for a prostate exam

Scott Behm tryed RUBING MY SUBURBAN during our conversation on gay rights in the little boys section at K-mart.

by *suck my choad* October 11, 2008

bit ruiner

In the world of radio show pranks and stunts this is the "hardcore fan" that calls in or more commonly, posts on a fan message board, and explains to the entire listening/viewing audience the "magic" behind the bit. This in turn takes enjoyment away from the intelligent listeners who are able to discern between real and fake. Often the specified "fan" has an inordinant amount of time on his or her hands for research or long-winded diatribes describing any discrepancies in detail. The bit ruiner often sees their show as attempting to gain publicity through dishonest means.

Note: This could also apply to wrestling or other such "in-universe" type real-life based fiction.

"You are a bit ruiner, can't you just go with it and enjoy the show?"

by thefirebuilds July 24, 2007

Dirty Rufino

A nigga who always comes back with a free gram from the plug 😉

I think our homie doin some Dirty Rufino shit wit the plug

by Dr.aculaPhD June 4, 2020

i will ruin you

An enraged individual with a personal vendetta towards someone else. The byproduct will certainly be social humiliation or at some extremes...death.

"You just fucked my ex boyfriend? I will ruin you." - Nicole

by MikeyLikesIt June 16, 2017

asshole rating

A determinate rating of the level of contemptibility of a person, as decided by his/her peers; measured from 0.0 to 100.0, where 100.0 is the highest/most.

Joseph's asshole rating has been decided: 34.4

by Kiko February 1, 2004

Retina Rape

When you are blinded by the flash from a camera against your will, i.e. at a bar when someone at another table has a camera and you get blinded by it.

Oh man, I can't see anything, I just got retina raped by that bachelorette party over there!

by JammyDee May 1, 2010

ruined

Being with a stud who is so good or is so big, she is ruined for other men.

Man, this chick was with Shifeton, so she is ruined.

by JJFoote September 6, 2016