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Random Guess Theorem

n. The act of allowing randomness to take over and guide oneself to their destiny.
Joe Bloggs didn't study for his test but still aced it by applying the Random Guess Theorem.
by RandomDying August 21, 2009
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Random Big Nose Syndrome (RBNS)

RBNS can occur on certain mornings where one wakes up and the proboscis staring back is visibly larger than the one from the night before. This phenomenon does not occur in any observable pattern but irritants are thought to be cameras and alcohol.
Upon diagnosis, one should treat with full Mr Potatohead mask, if not available large glasses or spending the day indoors is recommended.
Symptoms usually disappear within a day.
Nigel - "We had an amazing night...morning not so good. I woke up to her screaming and pointing at my face.
Jocelyn - "What was wrong?"
Nigel - "I ran to the bathroom mirror and realised I had a breakout of Random Big Nose Syndrome (RBNS)"
Jocelyn - "Unlucky"
by NigelBigNose March 18, 2010
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Random Bar Douche

That guy you see in a bar with one of those stupid thin beard things, He always wears his sunglasses at night or when he wants to look cool, and he always has stupid average cheesy pick up lines like "Hey baby, wanna do it in the bathroom?"
I walked in the bar and it was filled with random bar douches, they all were drinking Coors Light and not shaving.

Look at that random bar douche, he looks so random and douchy.
by Neuroflesh January 20, 2011
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randy (random)

A player in Minecraft that is extremely bad and eZ. NOT a person's name.
Person 1: This guy is such a randy (random).

Person 2: Yeah, he's getting wrecked.
by Peu October 20, 2013
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a random word

If you look at the cars 3 movie and the main characters from How To Dragon 3 movie then you know that Cars 3 movie is actually Asian because you've never seen a fat Asian before therefore, American but not African therefore African-American therefore a random word is a random word. You should make one of these, it's so fun lol.
This word is so A Random Word!
Yeah I know right?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
O mai Gawd
by unavailable is unavailable November 19, 2020
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On April 20th, you make love to a random person, usually a complete stranger or someone you randomly find on the street
Me: Wanna fuck?
Her: Why not it's "National Fuck A random bitch day" today
by (. ) ( .) May 28, 2018
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Random Spot Adrenaline

The curious phenomenon that occurs when a stranger spots you at the gym in which you are able to lift heavier than usual.
This can occur due to a number of factors -

1. You do not want to be embarrassed by not being able to hit the weight you loaded up on the bar in front of a stranger.
2. You do not trust that you will get a safe spot from this stranger so as part of self-preservation the adrenaline kicks in.
3. You fear that the stranger will assist when you don't need it, so you enable beast mode.
(A combination of several of these scenarios are common occurrences)
"Dude, I hit 190 for 5 reps on incline today like it was nothing." said Jimmy

"Whoa, you didn't come close to that last week...what gives?" queries Jefferson.

"Must have been the random spot adrenaline kicking in" replied Jimmy
by archyis July 2, 2009
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