quaff

What you call someone who can't play the game you're playing (e.g FIFA)

Rafe: Cover me mate!
Tom: I can't this guy is being a quaff

by bigcooneater1337 May 19, 2016

Quaff

The ugly brown burnt pieces in a pack of Chick-fil-a fries

"Ew, i got so many quaff fries in my container!"
chick-fil-a chickfila fries burnt burnt fries

by daisydoodooadallop June 10, 2016

Quaffle

A person whomst dedicates their life to inhibiting the success of the morally superior. Also known as the highest rank of professional inconveniencers.

The kamikaze keyboard warrior pillaged cyberspace to commit bank fraud and was indubitably deemed a quaffle.

by BuckDitkus June 13, 2018

Qualf

A BIG FAT PENIS FART

Hey man I just qualfed from my penis! So much air made it vibrate! Craazzzyyyy

by Lord.bongqueefious May 16, 2018

Quaff

To eat some really good food and feast on it

I just quaffed a good ass burger man

by Unkownnnnn69 July 17, 2018

Quafting

The act of wafting in a smelly queef

Oh man that queef i just laid has a gnarly smell. Im quafting in it.

by MrDThatGuy August 2, 2018

quafflebitch

A girl that you absolutely detest with more passion than a passionfruit, but still she is a thicc one. Whenever you are horny your hormones will force you to chat to her until you get them sweet photos. NOTE a quafflebitch doesn't have to have a pretty face just a thicc one and usually is quite slutty and flirty

A = hey u speaking to elena again just to get nudes even though she has no personality but big tiddies
B = YER SHE IS SUCH A QUAFFLEBITCH

by leader of the lizard people August 7, 2018