Proximian

Someone from the planet Proximus

Noyes is a Proximian. Carl Sage is a Proximian.

by Dennis Phillips July 15, 2006

Proximity Herpes

Herpes that can be contracted from simply being around the infected party.

"I would love to get it on with Ke$ha, but just being in the same room with her would give me Proximity Herpes"

Guy 1: "Hey, should I invite Tonya?"
Guy 2: "No dude! She has Proximity Herpes and would infect the whole party!"

by Zombie Josh April 6, 2010

Proximity Mine

A bitch you may think is pretty hot when looking from a distance, but once you get a closer look, thats when it all blows up in your face and you realize, that bitch be UGLY!!!

That bitch is a proximity mine!

or

I eyed this bitch from across the bar, i went up to go talk to her and wow she was fucken ugly! I determined she was a proximity mine!

by HAZE8713 November 14, 2010

Proxeneta

Comes from the spanish word for PIMP.

A playa of spanish decent. Another term is Latin Lover.

Guy 1: Holy shit, look at that pimp in the el camino
Guy 2: Dude thats a proxeneta, just look at the car, the trashy gold chains, and the taco bueno wrappers.
Guy 1: gross

by Mark April 20, 2005

prosy

A prostitute. One who is paid for ass lickin etc.

This prosy is wack. She needs to chillax

by Matar May 22, 2006

pronyag

A subsection of porn targeted towards male individuals who are attracted to other male individuals. This type of porn is usually called gay porn.

My friend just downloaded a Terabyte of pronyag on my computer and now I have a shittonne of computer viruses.

by Seignior C Smiley January 11, 2010

proximity effect

When you ask for help with your malfunctioning software, it will mysteriously start working only when the person you asked gets within 5 feet of the computer.

I tried printing this godamn pdf for over an hour. But only after IT came into my cube did it start working. Of course IT thought it was an I.D.10.T error, but it was proximity effect making me look gaytarded.

by generator x November 17, 2011