A pretzel shop in Kissimmee where you can confidently send your GF without worrying about her being impaled
by NadexeyBoa September 14, 2022
Get the Wetzels Pretzelsmug. When your shaft is soft and tangles into a knot like earphones that were shoved into a back pocket. Another case is when the garden hose has a kink in it and makes that hissing sound when you turn on the water.
First thing this morning I went to take a piss, it was a bit of a struggle with my 16 inch pretzel snake.
by 5ft6 April 5, 2021
Get the Pretzel Snakemug. The amount of power or strength it requires for one to pull apart a soft pretzel in relation to the distance of obstacles around the pretzel in question. The amount of time the pretzel has sat at room temperature factors in this equation as well. PF= √p/f/d.
This term is actual chemistry, however. The usage is a phenomenon that typically occurs on Saturday happy hour dates to Scottsdale Beer Company, AZ. Especially when sitting next to handsome men when the pretzel plate is far too near one's beverage.
This term is actual chemistry, however. The usage is a phenomenon that typically occurs on Saturday happy hour dates to Scottsdale Beer Company, AZ. Especially when sitting next to handsome men when the pretzel plate is far too near one's beverage.
by Katesridiculousness April 19, 2018
Get the Pretzel forcemug. A condition in which you stretch your dong out long enough to wrap it around your balls and either shove the entire “Philly pretzel” into your significant other’s butthole or your own butthole.
by Jimbobnutcalamity May 26, 2018
Get the philly pretzelmug. by your friendly neighborhood pp May 30, 2018
Get the pretzel penismug. by Rusty Collins October 10, 2015
Get the pretzelmug. While having I want intercourse I want to come in with three or more people and the tips of two males penises accidentally touch and her intertwine hence the formation of the pretzel
by Klcook May 30, 2022
Get the Pretzel brosmug.