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Wetzels Pretzels

A pretzel shop in Kissimmee where you can confidently send your GF without worrying about her being impaled
Lasting: Yo nade why u so upset
Nadexe: My girl got her hairy ass fucked at Wetzels Pretzels
by NadexeyBoa September 14, 2022
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Pretzel Snake

When your shaft is soft and tangles into a knot like earphones that were shoved into a back pocket. Another case is when the garden hose has a kink in it and makes that hissing sound when you turn on the water.
First thing this morning I went to take a piss, it was a bit of a struggle with my 16 inch pretzel snake.
by 5ft6 April 5, 2021
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Pretzel force

The amount of power or strength it requires for one to pull apart a soft pretzel in relation to the distance of obstacles around the pretzel in question. The amount of time the pretzel has sat at room temperature factors in this equation as well. PF= √p/f/d.

This term is actual chemistry, however. The usage is a phenomenon that typically occurs on Saturday happy hour dates to Scottsdale Beer Company, AZ. Especially when sitting next to handsome men when the pretzel plate is far too near one's beverage.
It wasn't my fault the drink spilled, the pretzel force was too much!
by Katesridiculousness April 19, 2018
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philly pretzel

A condition in which you stretch your dong out long enough to wrap it around your balls and either shove the entire “Philly pretzel” into your significant other’s butthole or your own butthole.
“Sex last night was great! I even gave her the ol’ Philly Pretzel and she loved it!”
by Jimbobnutcalamity May 26, 2018
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pretzel penis

A disease in which a penis is twisted into the shape of a pretzel
My friend Emmett was just diagnosed with pretzel penis
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pretzel

Pinning a girl legs behind her head before engaging in sex.
"How was she in bed?"
"Well, I put her in the pretzel. She didn't move much."
by Rusty Collins October 10, 2015
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Pretzel bros

While having I want intercourse I want to come in with three or more people and the tips of two males penises accidentally touch and her intertwine hence the formation of the pretzel
Oh no did our dicks just touch I think we might be pretzel Brose
by Klcook May 30, 2022
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