Christmas Presence

The extra weight you gain over the holiday season.

"He got a lot of Christmas Presence this year!"

"It only took me three weeks to lose my Christmas Presence!"

by KessBlack February 3, 2012

it's fun to pretend

What to say when you want to call someone on their lie and make them look stupid.

Oscar: I am not jealous. Done her before, and she ain't any good in the sack.

Ed: It's fun to pretend.

by Inertient November 23, 2009

the great pretender

When a so called geezer pretends to be smashed but their clearly sober as a judge!

A: "here lads, is bagle pissed??"
B: "is he bollocks, only had 4 bottles. Being the great pretender again isn't he!"
A: "fucking wet lettuce"

by Bigtimeguzzler April 28, 2016

Present

1. A heightened state of mind in which all of life is clarified.

2. Tripping on acid

Dude, I just took 3 hits of acid and I am so present right now.

by chasepatrick April 22, 2011

pretendetarian

A derisive term sometimes used by vegetarians or vegans when referring to pesco-vegetarians, "pescetarians", "semi-vegetarians" or "pollotarians".

A poseur who tries to affect the moral stance of a vegetarian.

See also: Faketarians

That Mollie tries to make herself sound so morally consistent, but she still eats fish- she's a total pretendetarian!

by SaganGathering February 4, 2008

stage presence

something harry styles has.

basically the ability to grab the audiences attention whether that be by your appearance or your impressiveness - perhaps both, like harry edward styles.

harry styles has the best stage presence ever. dua lipa can’t relate.

by urbigdaddy February 25, 2019

pretendo

Weed, Marijuana, etc

Man did you get the Pretendo from bowzer? From the castle in Wahroonga?(phil)

by Ollie June 3, 2004