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Fetus Position

When your in the middle of fucking a girl and you tightyl wrap your arms around yur ass and legs. You take out a dildo, freeze it then shove it in her eye. * If she has a bellybutton ring rip it out then cum in her bellybutton.
"Dude I totally got in the Fetus Position with this hooker on mua block."
by tall dark and sexy January 17, 2010
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The Spoon Position

One of the most commen sexual stances, just like two spoons of the same size going into one another, the woman will lie down in the fetus position but legs lowered and the man will do the same, after this has happened the spoons will connect and the male "spoon" will thrust and rip the cavity's of the female "spoon". this is so commen because all these stinky woman have a spoon fetish of spoons and they get horney when eating with a spoon.
person 1: the spoon Position there doing sound crazy fun
person 2: (whispers) those dirty dirty woman
by daddy jim March 26, 2021
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gumba position

A sexual position where the male is on top, laying on his stomach, and his legs streched out in a split position in tight ass mode.
Oh daddy, please get on top of me and give it to me in the gumba position
by Ishbarruci March 6, 2010
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Trendelenburg Position

A sexual position where the woman's legs are straight up in the air.
After a busy night on the ambulance, I went back to my place and fucked my girlfriend in the Trendelenburg Position.
by EMS1 November 14, 2010
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marshmello position

The guy doesn't like to put it in so he stuffs marshmellos in all of the girls holes while she's tied to a kitchen table leg. He jerks of to the facial expressions when he stuffs her with marshmellos.
Guy: can i do something kinky
Girl: sure
Guy ties her to a table and stuffs her with marshmellos. He starts to jerk himself.
Girl:hmsnmf
Guy: thats the marshmello position
by Loser_alert April 19, 2020
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Sweetheart Position

A sexual position in which the two participants bend over and touch their toes, while standing face to face. They then stimulate each others' genitalia. There asses in the air form a heart. To complete the position they each must say a saying found on a Sweetheart candy.
Michael and Erick fucked in the Sweetheart Position last night, then Michael told Erick to "Be Mine," and then he came.
by Jimbo696969 December 19, 2008
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The 79 position

the art of sitting on one others ass and shitting in each others ass and then performing anal sex or {toe anal}after
"man we did the 79 position last night and i still feel retained pieces"
by Toe anal June 15, 2018
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