ham police

Silly bitches on Facebook with unsolicited opinions of your canine's special treats

"Don't put up a picture of your dog with a ham bone on Facey- it will summon the ham police!"

by saynotohampolicing January 28, 2014

Gamer Police

A group of moderators who really need to do their job

Wow, these Gamer Police really need to mute that guy for micspamming constantly

by SparklingMilotic December 16, 2017

School police

The police that rides down the halls in a Segway and acts like a cheerleader. If there’s a school shooting this guy ain’t gonna do crap.

The school police officer looking stupid AF

by Dum/Dum September 12, 2021

Word Police

A person compelled to correct written or verbal word usage for political correctness

Hey man, she said you can't use that term because it "offensive".

"Scoffed again by the word police"

by pie r squared October 16, 2020

crayon police

A person/persons who are under the age of 16 and who are yet to shave who has the authority in a chat room visited by adults to kick boot and delete profiles

crayon police,nob jockey, acne, plank

by lifes-a-beach2 February 22, 2009

queese police

Anyone who walks around checking out women, like a policemen patrolling an area

John:Dude, did you see all those fine women?!

Caleb:Sure did! Dude you know I'm patrolling, after all I am a queese police!

by i am nothing May 31, 2011

Police witch

A mother that sleep deprives her kids so that she can call the police on them for not going to school in the morning.

The police never figured out the police witch they just sent the kid to the psych ward.

by Dixie's finest April 13, 2022