puddle

To consume a large amount of alcohol and/or pot, and become inebriated to the point where you just sit/lay there not doing anything.

"Shit man, you were a puddle last night"

by shooster November 5, 2005

Puddle Head

Dumbass kids who wear upside down visors, trying to look cool.

"Hey puddle head....fuck you!"

by Ill Bill December 7, 2003

Poodled

To have sex with an unwilling drunk or drugged person, under the guise of friendship. The offender will usually offer to "drive" the victim home & may position themselves for innocent cuddling, mimicking a lap dog.

Look at that sober guy taking that wasted chick home, she's getting poodled tonight.

"I don't remember anything from last night, but I woke up naked, I've been poodled!"

by dentontrth May 26, 2010

poodle balling

I once heard it means two lesbians are pleasuring each other by rubbing their "who-ha's(vaginas) together.

My girl friend and I were poodle balling last night.

by dalores May 2, 2008

Fart Paddle

The art of pooping in your hand and wacking somebody with the said poop.

I fart paddled her last night, and boy was she happy.

by IrCoolerthanu November 4, 2006

Paddle Pop lion

The cartoon mascot for the ice cream snacks called "Paddle Pops" made in Australia. The mascot, which is a lion, looks suspiciously like Chad Kroeger, the lead singer/ homosexual tool from Nickleback.

Compare the Paddle Pop lion to that douche Chad; it's freaky how much they look alike.

by Key Lime :D August 3, 2010

Poodle

This is a title used for a lesbian who transcends a Lipstick Lesbian in her level of high maintenance. It's possible she may have been a gay man in a previous life in her aesthetic tastes, love of high fashion and personal hygiene items. A Poodle is not afraid to embrace her inner femininity and actively seeks opportunities to wear a tiara. She abhors physical labor and all things that may make her "glow" (Poodles DO NOT sweat). It is possible that even in the breeders world a Poodle might be viewed as difficult to please and just a bit demanding...

Although not confirmed Portia de Rossi has all of the indications of being a Poodle. Lindsey Lohan is a Poodle puppy...

by msfranmc March 20, 2009