Plank

To purposely lie face down with hands and feet together. Usually done in a weird location such as on stairs, vending machines, or cars. The point of this act is to photograph it and place it on FaceBook where it will be marveled at and or laughed at.

Planker: Yesterday I Planked Mr.Booker's desk when he was turned around.

Friend: What?? Did you get a pic and put it on FaceBook?

Planker: Bro, of course i did!!

by RobbieTheFeen October 7, 2011

Plunkit

When a tampon is dipped into an alcoholic substance to absorb the fluid before it is inserted into the ass hole where the alcohol is then absorbed into the blood and will in turn get you drunk.

Hey, lets skip school and do some PLUNKITS!

We are having a PLUNKIT party this Friday do you want to come?

Weed is for losers; we do PLUNKITS!

I’m checking into rehab in an hour, id better hurry up and do a PLUNKIT.

by Chris Rider March 12, 2009

plank

slang term for Xanax, Alprazolam, benzodiazepine class used to treat anxiety disorders

mr.a)Say fool you got any planks?

mr.b)yeah they hittin 3 for ten

by jcarman October 17, 2006

plink

A drunken mistake.
A child who was born unintentionally while the parents were drunk.

Tom and Stacy got drunk, had sex, and had a plink without knowing.

by Ryan and Jack March 5, 2008

sponk plonky

A person (usually a raving mincer) who loves to drink sponk.

The Person is usually addicted to the passtime.

Your breath reeks of sponk, you been at it again ? you filthy Sponk Plonky.

by el_tel September 30, 2007

spank the planks

1 : to engage in or perform a dance
2 : to move or seem to move up and down or about in a quick or lively manner
transitive senses
1 : to perform or take part in as a dancer
2 : to cause to dance
3 : to bring into a specified condition by dancing

"Hey babe. Get your groove on. Let's go spank the planks."

by KWB March 14, 2005

plunking.

Plunking is the act of fisting another untill they pass out its kind of like skerplunking.

Harry:Hey bill I heard you were "plunking." with your girlfriend lastnight.

Bill: yeah she passed out within 15 mins.

by KingPlunker September 15, 2011