Photo-Slut

That one person who either a.) has to be in every photo or b.) Takes thousands of pictures during completely useless events. The Photo-Slut will do this because she needs to feel like she is the center of attention; or because she loves hugging and smiling with other guys and thinks the excuse of a picture covers up her "Photo-Sluttyness"

"Hey who the hell is this chick? She's taken like five pictures with me."
"I don't know man, it's just some ratchet Photo-Slut

by ignoranceisignorance October 26, 2012

Photoshop Tattletale

A person that feels the need to point out that Photoshop was used on an image, no matter how super cool or hilarious the results may be. The fact that people ALREADY KNOW that the image is OBVIOUSLY Photoshopped does not discourage them one bit. They think this makes them seem smart or computer savvy.

"Dude, no way is that rooster THAT big, it's Photoshopped...!" "No REALLY, seven foot roosters aren't real...? I had NO idea, quit being such a Photoshop Tattletale, you're spoiling our fun..."

by Archanimal October 30, 2012

Photicon

The use of an actual photo (self portrait) to portray the emotion of a comment, used in place of an emoticon.

Some people should stick with emoticons...I can't tell if Mark is sad or constipated in his photicon.

by McWikked November 27, 2012

Photodysmorphia

Either when (a) a professional photographer is overly critical of their own work which is viewed as being excellent by others or (b) an amateur photographer sees their work as great (typically due to excessive use of photoshop or filters, etc) when in fact it is of low artistic and technical quality.

Ever since Terry started playing with Instgram filters and Photoshop, he thinks he has suddenly become a professional photographer, in reality, he has photodysmorphia.

by mzahra1 September 2, 2013

photoshopper

One who has talent in Adobe Photoshop exceeding the norm.

Get Josh to render it, he's a great photoshopper.

by Black Shads October 31, 2013

photobong

Verb - The act of stealthily (and intentionally) leaving a bong visible in the background of a photograph, without making it the intended subject matter. See photobomb.

Ash posted a cool pic of his room, but if you look on his desk he totally photobonged it.

by Vial November 28, 2013

Photo-opp parent

A parent (mother or father) that hands their children off to other people to be taken care of. At important or special occasions the parent shows up for the purpose of taking photos with the child so everyone can see how good of a parent they are and then leaves until the next photo-opportunity.

I have been singing the alphabet to the kids everyday for two years and Jimmy said his first word today. Wait, I better not take any credit for this until the photo-opp parent is here to post on facebook that Jimmy said his first word.

by Photravelgal December 2, 2014