patheticism

1.Excessive use of meager and feeble tactics for sympathy.
2.Working in a consistantly pathetic manner.

His patheticism had gotten the best of her and she finally divorced him.

by Dan MacPherson May 14, 2007

The Bloodborne Pathogen

A sexual 'move' performed by S & M lovers everywhere. Is performed while a man and woman are having sex. Upon request the man cuts himself and bleeds all over the lady's muff so that she gets all his 'bloodborne pathogens' and receives literally everything the man has to offer the lady.

1) Damnit! I thought I had found a keeper until that bitch requested the Bloodborne Pathogen from me! No way I was doing that shit!

2) How'd you get it?! From my wild and crazy youth, I went crazy one night and requested the Bloodborne Pathogen.

by wordsRus February 24, 2009

Pathetic Noise

Ususally refered to as (Pathetic Noise), <pathetic noise>, *pathetic noise* or Squeak, the pathetic noise is a high-pitched squeak noise produced by pushing air through pursed lips (not sucking). The air is pushed from the mouth with use of cheek muscles (not the lungs/diaphram).

The noise can take much practice and a long time to master, but once perfected it can become part of everyday speech quite easily.

Origionally a part of the Spacko language, this has become a central point for many conversations in plain English too.

It can have many meanings (anger, jubilation, sorrow, etc), depending what context it is used in.

Dude #1: (Pathetic noise)
Dude #2: (Pathetic noise)
Dude #1: (Pathetic noise)
Dude #3: (P-a-t-h-e-t-i-c n-o-i-s-e)
Dude #2: FINE!
Dude #1: (Patheticnoise)

by Neon December 12, 2004

pathological burger flipper

Originating from"burger" meaning "lie" or "fib" and "burger flipper" meaning "liar", a pahological burger flipper is someone who constantly tells lies when there is no reason to do so. This person is predisposed from birth to flip burgers.

Bro I had 38 beers last night." "Dude no you didn't. You're a pathological burger flipper

by abowse November 29, 2011

Pathetic

Someone who is stupid enough to blame their own problems on other people and can’t be mature enough to own up to their own actions.

Jeez, millennials are so stupid and pathetic these days.

by PettyPrincess101 October 6, 2017

Pathetic

"how pitiful"
Throwing your whole emotion out there to a man/women that doesnt even care or takes advantage of you

there she was, on her knees, begging and crying. Saying "i want you to love me".
usage: what a pathetic girl

by vanssk8ergirl November 6, 2018

Pathetic

Petty and bitchy

That Tyler guy is super pathetic. Hes talks behind everyone's back. He complains about everything.

by T/R March 23, 2020