wet patch

When you sit on a chair at school for about an hour and you pack all your things away, stand up and look down at your chair and there is a wet patch in the middle of the chair where your vagina was and where the discharge came out.

" oh great we have to put our chairs up. i will have to wait a minute until my wet patch goes. "

by tina45 February 14, 2008

snatch patch

snatch patch (n). a feminine hygiene
product. An alternative to the dangermouse.

She needs a snatch patch because the cones are out

by C February 24, 2004

Blumpkin Patch

A row of toilets in a seedy restroom on the side of a road where one could go to recieve a blumpkin!

Chris Rose went to the blumpkin patch to get a blumpkin.

by SCTLBTN August 10, 2010

skunk patch

a funky,hairy pussy!
stankin' coochie

Man,she gotta a skunk patch!!!

by Kellie K April 21, 2007

Hasselhoff Patch

An area of thick chest hair that is visible on a man when he is wearing a collared shirt that is not completely buttoned. Named after former Baywatch star David Hasselhoff and his well-known chest hair.

Beth: "Mike, I can see your Hasselhoff Patch!"
Mike: "Oh no - I better put on another shirt."

Jenny: "Tony, did you try shaving your Hasselhoff Patch?"
Tony: "I didn't, but that may be a good idea!"

by Murphy Somerset February 14, 2010

Pitch Patch

An unorganized or "messy" event.

Nobody practiced for the high school theater play. It is going to be a huge pitch patch.

by QmoNey102 July 1, 2009

The Cabbage Patch

that nasty ass area of GP park near Detroit where the houses are under $200,000 and there is a 1 in 50,000 chance of getting shot. As opposed to the usual odds of getting shot in grosse pointe (equalivelent to winning the lottery).

Haha you poor bastard you live in the cabbage patch.

Whats that, you live in the cabbage patch, you must be blaq

Ewwww, the cabbage patch.

by nigga big hemp June 1, 2006