pantry suprise

when your low on groceries and haven't been able to
get to the store so you invent some random food concoction made from what is left over in the fridge and pantry
to make it look like you have something for dinner.

Your family asks you whats for dinner and you respond with
"pantry suprise!".

by smarterthansmartone August 26, 2011

peppered pasty

A vagina that hasnt been broken in.

Jo- 'Claudia are you still a virgin?'

Claudia-' ye i still have a peppered pasty'

by GemmyFizzle October 16, 2006

Pasty

white ass moda fuckaaa/ fool. Commonly used as a come back when a Redneck calls you nigga or spic.

A: Eww you ugly nigger
B: Wat the fuck u call me? Pasty ass mutha fuckin fool; go buy some Tommy Hilfiger.

A: OMG I LOVE JUICY COUTURE!!!
B: Shut the fuck up, you pasty ass bitch.

by 3musketeersfromthehood August 23, 2010

pastrami sandwich

the act of foregoing bathing while inserting assorted deli meats into as many orifices as possible

She was Greek and kind of hairy so I gave her a dirty pastrami sandwich up the ass.

by frank January 14, 2004

pastey

usually a pale, skinny, long shaggy haired, crackhead.
skin tone is very abnormal, looks high 24/7.

man thats your boyfriend? he looks like some pastey dude from upstate.

by andy Viet G style July 29, 2008

pastriality

A fetish where an individual engages in sexual intercouse with pastries, such as cakes, cupcakes, upside down cakes, and lemon cakes. People who practice pastriality typically refer to these pastries as fuckcakes.

"Osifer, get yur hands off o' me, pastriality ain't no crime. Nuthin' wrong with givin' a cake a good fuck."

by Audacious P October 15, 2008

pastrami chandelier

extra long vagina flaps that extend further than the lips.

dude those strippers had wicked pastrami chandeliers.

by taint me October 29, 2009