Pasta Lung

The feeling of being unable to breathe after consuming a large quantity of pasta.

Christ Mike, did you just eat that entire bowl of pasta? Uggh... ya, pasta lung

by paulodelryano November 13, 2011

Kobe Pasta

When a crumbus grumbuses the crangus up.

Oh boy, I sure did a lot of Kobe Pasta yesterday...

by Kobe Pasta January 17, 2018

Pasta Sauce

Prego, in other words: Pregnant.

Rihanna had some serious moves at the Super Bowl, which is especially impressive considering she’s pasta sauce.

by RonDeSantissucks June 21, 2023

Pasta Fish

A man (maybe) from Chicagoland who’s out of their element, and just saying dumb things. Also smells bad. Quinoa must be eaten for a *pasta fish* to reset

“Man, Guthrie can’t cope and seethe, he must really hate the way the world’s engineered him to respond to things rationally despite what mass communication has taught him on human nature! Also, Pasta Fish

by anonymous June 20, 2023

Pasta Fish

A man (maybe) from Chicagoland who’s out of their element, and just saying dumb things. Also smells bad. Quinoa must be eaten for a *pasta fish* to reset

“Man, Guthrie can’t cope and seethe, he must really hate the way the world’s engineered him to respond to things rationally despite what mass communication has taught him on human nature! Also, Pasta Fish

by anonymous June 20, 2023

Choclate Pasta

Whenever you shit in your swim trunks, causing a noodle-like shit string to come out the other side of the fishnet lining.

Did you hear? Garfield made Choclate Pasta in his swim trunks yesterday at the pool!

by MilfordCubicle543 July 27, 2021

Cock pasta

When you don't have the meat sauce and you don't have the meat balls, but you do have the pasta, so you cum on the noodles and slap your dick and balls on top and call it a day.

"hey girl I know I ain't know cook, and I'm all outa foods but I can give you deese nodles, my meat and balls if you hungry u heard"
"bitch I don't want no cock pasta nigga"

by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 25, 2025