human parking cone

that thing when two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to park between them

Guy 1: Hey look two midgets in orange

Guy 2: Let's park between them, like they're two human parking cones

by SilliParker December 13, 2010

Doris Day Parking

Typically in Doris Day movies, she somehow, miraculously, gets a parking space right in front of the place she needs to go. How convenient! And being an urban dweller, where parking 10 blocks from your house is a gift, getting a spot right out front of the place you are going deserves it's very own name!

Friend: Thanks for coming over. Did you find a spot close by?
Visiting friend: Did I? I found Doris Day Parking -- I'm never leaving!

by mrs.roper July 6, 2009

Parking Nazi

The obnoxious ticket giver who's job it is to make young people, esp. college student's lifes a liveing hell. Often found hulking over parking meters like vultures or in shopping mall parking lots watching to make sure that you're actually going into the mall after parking your car there.

"There's the parking nazis makeing sure I'm actually shopping here today."

by Canadamus_Prime November 2, 2004

parking-lot pimpin'

hanging outside a club or party after it ends to spit to the girls

I don't want to go inside, let's do this parking-lot pimpin' dog.

by MB April 29, 2003

pimp parking

Backing up into a parking space instead of just pulling into a parking space.

She said they were about to tow her sons car away because he pimp parked.

by Rayn August 26, 2005

parking

Parking is the act of stopping a vehicle, exiting it, and leaving the vehicle unoccupied for more than a brief time. It is against the law virtually everywhere to park a vehicle in the middle of a highway or road. In all countries where motor vehicles are in common use, specialized parking facilities are routinely constructed in combination with most structures to facilitate the coming and going of the structures' users.

Parking facilities include indoor and outdoor private property belonging to a house, the side of the road, a parking lot or car park, and indoor and outdoor multi-level structures.

In the U.S., after the first public parking garage was opened in Boston, May 24, 1898, livery stables in urban centers began to be converted into garages. In cities of the Eastern US, many former livery stables, with lifts for carriages, continue to operate as garages today.

The following terms exemplify regional variations in language. All except ''carport'' refer to outdoor multi-level parking facilities. In some regional dialects, some of these phrases refer also to indoor or single-level facilities.




*''Parking ramp'' (used in some parts of the upper Midwest, especially Minneapolis, but sometimes seen as far east as Toledo, Ohio). In Minneapolis, this term ''never'' refers to an indoor facility; that would be called a ''parking garage''.
*''Multi-storey car park'' (England)
*''Parkade'' (Canada, South Africa)
*''Parking structure'' (Western U.S.)
*''Parking garage'' (Eastern USA, where this term refuses to distinguish between outdoor multi-level parking facilities and indoor parking facilities; to a Minneapolitan this term emphatically says indoor parking facility; to a Bostonian it does not.)
*''Parking deck'' (Sighted in both New Jersey and North Carolina.)
*''Carport'' (open-air covered parking)

I plan on parking my car today. I anticipate it to be a quality experience.

by GrandMarquisLS December 28, 2005

koala parking

the act of pulling into a parking space as slowly as possible to aggravate surrounding drivers.

The old lady was koala parking, so he honked his horn.

by jonnybagpipes September 6, 2011