Parking stall

When you enter the parking lot at work, see a co-worker who you don't want to talk to, and after parking you stall by pretending to have to do some fictitious task in your car just to avoid talking to the person.

(Pulling into the parking space) "Oh great, there's Ned the Nerd, whose going to bend my ear again regarding the latest Star Trek convention. I think I'll parking stall by waiting in my car and do a bit of "organizing" and "looking for misplaced items" until Ned gets half-way to the building."

by Mike in Idaho January 9, 2010

Parting Fart

The act of laying down a massive dirty stealthy fart before departing an event or gathering that will later engulf the lungs of your audience with your tasty airbourne fecal delight.

To sucessfully infect your chosen audience you must adhere to the following rules:

* A PF must be delivered silently.
* You must leave before the first of your victims becomes aware.
* You must wait until the stench has become one with the room before leaving (N.B. The hotter the fart the shorter the wait).

I laid down meaty wet taco fart then waited in the hall for the screaming to begin.

..........You can't depart, without a parting fart !!! :-)

by GentleRapist December 17, 2010

snackbar parking

best parking available excluding handicap spaces. dates back to drive in movies where the best parking was right next to the snack bar

i went to wal-mart today and found snackbar parking...ya!!!

by MsKate March 30, 2008

Human Parking Cone

Its where two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them.

There are also human parking cones.

by snl909 December 14, 2010

Parking Lot Pimpin

Game one spits outside the club, cuz they are chargin' too much for the guys to get in.

Me and my folk last week were parking lot pimpin, cuz the club was letting all the females in for free while they were making all the guys pay $20 at the door.

by quepasa doc July 18, 2006

parking lot stinker

a person that quickly steals the parking spot you have been waiting for.

That parking lot stinker just snagged the best spot in the whole lot after I waited 15 minutes.

by busterboner September 3, 2009

Parking lot drama

An incident that usually takes place after a large group of intoxicated people leave a bar, party, club, etc. When drunken people argue, fight,or cry in a parking lot of a establishment. Considered trashy when this occurs on a weekly basis. Usually the fights or "drama" take place at a parking lot over absolutely nothing or over a situation that nobody will remember in the morning.

1: "She's wasted again....looks like there's going to be some parking lot drama tonight."

2: "He just made her cry....awesome! Should make for some great parking lot drama."

3: "Oh shut up!, I'm sick of your parking lot drama."

by Jenipherrabbit77 December 2, 2010