angry puppy

When a girl is giving head to a guy and she suddenly pretends his hard on is a bone and bites down on it, pulling it sideways, and starts barking. She will also "fetch his balls". This may hurt the male and he will most likely push her away, leaving her sitting there like an angry puppy.

my bitch tried to pull an angry puppy last night.

by pookieee January 03, 2014

Happy Puppy

When a dude is blowing a dude and gets so happy that he pees on the pillow while the other dude ejaculates on his face.

Gregg had to throw away his pillow after his boyfriend gave him a happy puppy.

by Greggy Henderson November 14, 2008

panda puppy

1. n. Taiwanese puppy whose hair has been dyed to match the markings on a panda, found on various websites and commonly used as an image icon.

That panda puppy is extremely cute!

by NYC October 17, 2004

kittens and puppies

The young, enthusiastic interns and new hires fresh out of school who want to take your job. Kittens are girls. Puppies are boys.

EMPLOYEE 1: Oh, the kittens and puppies in the summer intern program are so cute, I just want to take them home and cook them a hot meal!

EMPLOYEE 2: Cute, sure. But they'll kill you in your sleep and eat you if they think they can get away with it.

by Eegah! June 20, 2010

slut puppy

Man or woman who pursues doggedly the opposite sex for nothing other than sex.

He/She is such a slut puppy.

by Dizzie September 06, 2003

Lush Puppy

A drunkard; A variation on "booze-hound"

She says she doesn't need to drink to have fun, but we all know she's a real lush puppy.

by Curtis Meyer July 23, 2008

Dead Puppies

When someone verbalizes something that leaves you with an extremely disturbing mental image, you may reply "Dead Puppies, Dead Puppies, Dead Puppies" because the mental image of dead puppies is not a disturbing as the one the speaker left you with.

Mum: Your father and I had sex for 3 hours last night
Me: Oh Mum, Dead Puppies, Dead Puppies, Dead Puppies

by Vixen_Down_Under November 26, 2013