Upside Down Mouth Pound

When you lean a girls head off the end of the bed in order to open up her esophagus and you furiously enter and exit your penis.

Kelly: "So Rachel, did you finally give Jerry a blowjob?"
Rachel: "Blowjobs are for the weak, Rachel. I let Jerry do the Upside Down Mouth Pound on me."
Kelly: "That seems like it would hurt!"
Rachel: "It's not that bad since it opens up my esophagus."

by greenpineapple7 May 4, 2014

Two Pound Butt Splasher

When you drop out a turd so big it splashes the toilet water up onto your ass.

"Man after I ate all that Mexican the next day I dropped out a two pound butt splasher."

by Robby K. December 20, 2005

Tha Pound

Tha Pound is the nickname of El Dorado in South Arkansas. Here are some of the hoods in Tha Pound. Rock Island (Bloods), Thunderzone, St. Louis (Crips & Folks), East Manor (Bloods), Hillboro, East Side (Bloods), West Side (Crips & Folks), Rainbow Street, North Side, and South Side.

Im from Tha Pound nigga.

Welcome to Tha Pound blood.

by A-State Hoog May 12, 2009

Pussy pound

The female equivalent of to "Dick Down" i.e. to vigorously ride your partner until his toes curl.

A ride so intense and vicious that the adrenaline rush he experiences is comparable to falling 30,000 ft from a helicopter

A sexual encounter so ingrained into his conscience that grunt he heaves after he ejaculates will be heard within 5 mile radius

B: Mate, let's go grab a pint
A: Nah I'm meeting up my girl tonight
B: Bro you just hung out with her last night
A: Fam she pussy pounded me into next week
I ain't missing out on that
B: Nuff said

by Spoilednuts April 15, 2019

schmuckness per pound

A ratio used to measure the degree that someone is a schmuck, based on the amount which they weigh. Useful for comparing two or more schmucks.

"Justin Timberlake and Rush Limbaugh are both schmucks, but Justin Timberlake beats him in schmuckness per pound."

by The Fly February 9, 2004

federal pound me in the ass prison

correction to first example: the correct quote is "white collar resort prison", not "white color resort prison"

see above with "federal pound me in the ass prison"

by dNguyen September 8, 2006

In for a penny, in for a pound!

"If you're going to take a risk at all, you might as well make it a big risk."

From an old British expression (thus "pound" instead of "dollar"); the original reference was probably to theft (though this is not certain), saying that being arrested ("taken in") for stealing a small amount is just as bad as for a large amount, so you may as well steal a lot and hope to get away with it.

An equivalent expression is, "As well hanged for a sheep as a lamb", where it's implied that you are stealing the animal. If the punishment for failure is the same, you may as well try for the largest possible reward.

The phrase is often misused with reference to a punishment that is out of proportion to a crime, but this is not the actual meaning.

"I could get fired just for talking to you. Well... in for a penny, in for a pound! Come on in."

by Keenath January 18, 2008