Ponderbating

The act of deep-thinking, usually about the universe or life itself, that results in a great and climactic conclusion about the nature of our existence.

Can also be used lightly, to describe a mental fixation with something.

You know, I've been ponderbating all day, and I came to the conclusion that we are all of one great consciousness.

The intellectual environment of this Starbucks makes me want to ponderbate while i sip at my green tea latte.

I've been ponderbating about that vacation since May!

by ponderbating.tumblr December 30, 2011

Pondinator

Someone who never touches themselves creating such a backlog of semen that when they do nut it's insane.

He didn't touch himself for a month, and when he finally did.. it was a pondinator.

by Hydrocanon 2727 November 14, 2016

pondarty

A party with a pond, usually in a backyard. Everyone chills in the pond because it’s just a ratchet hot tub.

Hottubarties suck, I like pondarties.
I’m getting wasted with some turtles tonight at Amelia’s pondarty!

by mostachloe March 31, 2019

Pondslapper

A giant, single dreadlock which hangs off of the back of one’s head. It resembles a beaver’s tail.

Did you smell that hippy on the bus? Her pondslapper brushed against me and now I smell too.

by scookers September 8, 2019

PondazYeah

PondazYeah is a content creator on YouTube (usually posting VR videos) and Twitter. He has a long lost brother named PondazYaeh or @pixza_.

PondazYeah is a really funny person.

by PondazYaeh August 17, 2020

Ponderndufius

Stemming from the word ponder, which comes from the Latin root of ponderare which literally meant to weigh. Meaning ponder means to weigh and think about heavy thoughts . Now dufius stemming from doofus as defined in Peter Farleys literary masterpiece Dumb and Dumber, as a stupid person. Combining these two stems create a word that describes having a idiotic, insane, or stupid idea.

That is the most Ponderndufius thing I have ever heard.

by Henry Wibbeler July 30, 2023

left-pondian

adj, n. American. To the left of the Atlantic Ocean. The term is typically used to qualify variants of the English language or its speakers. Common in alt.usage.english, where it may have originated.

Contrasted with "right-pondian". The rarer "under-pondian" is also sometimes used.

Those left-pondian words are quite ludicrous indeed!

by Ehud Shapira September 21, 2007