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plate of noodles

When you shit into a meat grinder, and on to a plate
My girl,gave me a plate of noodles last night
by Big daddy 774 December 1, 2017
mugGet the plate of noodlesmug.

plate vampire

A waiter or bartender who grabs the plate from you before you are done eating all of the food; too quickly.
Excuse me my fork is going into my mouth and there's still a full enchillada bite on my dish you plate vampire!
by adderword September 19, 2014
mugGet the plate vampiremug.

Plate Whore

One who uses an excessive amount of plates for personal pleasure or for the annoyance of the dishwasher at any given restaurant/buffet.
Observer: "Josh, you're such a plate whore."

Josh: "Oh yeah I like my plates, they make eatin feel soooo goood"
by Sugarcookiencream November 23, 2009
mugGet the Plate Whoremug.

trash plate

a large plate of various foods, usually consisting of two hamburgers, cheeseburgers, or hotdogs. with two side dishes, usually macaroni salad and home fries, but beans may be substituted or one can be removed for a duplicate helping of the other. ex: DOUBLE FRIES
max: a random kid
jesus: a historical figure seen only by the aforementioned random kid

max: omg omg omg trash plates r good
jesus: mac, you are fat
mac: stfu jesus
by andyRofl June 20, 2011
mugGet the trash platemug.

the monkey is on the plate

A code word that lets your friends know that their drugs have been delivered.
by Mr. Dirty Thumb July 21, 2014
mugGet the the monkey is on the platemug.

plate face

all the features on the face are extremely flat, as if a million tonne lorry has just ran over their face and squashed it down a lot.
it looks like you can eat off it if they laid down
by i ate all the pies June 24, 2004
mugGet the plate facemug.

cake plate

A bastardized metaphorical version of the word placates (meaning to appease or pacify especially by concession). This word started as a colloquialism in Las Vegas Nevada, used by men when they were forced to make concessions especially when dealing with women. It is used in often in the service industry.

placates concession pacify appease women
Example: (Two male bartenders talking about a female cocktail waitress)
Bartender 1: Marry is being a real bitch today I don’t know what her problem is…
Bartender 2: She’s probably just hung over from parting too much last night, just cake plate her and keep it moving

placates concession pacify appease women
by Dirty Mike LV December 20, 2011
mugGet the cake platemug.

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