Penis

1.Could possibly be used as a kick stand when hard
2.My boyfriend has a big one
3.Most girls like them
4.Make a good glue dispenser
5.Solve world hunger
6.Make girls horny
7.Long
8.Another word for it, Dick
9.Wee Wee
10.Butt Plugger

That boi's got a weee penis

by Zombehs August 31, 2006

Penis

Penis: to sneeze violently

Peni: Multiple cases of a penis

"Man that was one big penis"

by Decaying_one December 28, 2005

penis

male reproductive organ thats used for the thecth.

she likes penis.

he got giney poo on his penis.

by taylor March 24, 2003

penis

My favorite thing to play with.

Best place to put it in is a vagina, or a mouth, sometimes an anus

I'm bored, I think I'm going to go play with my penis!

It's not illegal, it's frowned upon...

by featherss111 September 7, 2010

Penis

If you are man just look down

Men have a penis

by djdjsjxfgNHd October 12, 2015

Penis

A mans organ that may be the only reason his girlfriend is keeping him around

His penis is really the only reason I keep him around... the sex is amazing.

by Yuki-kitsune December 19, 2015

Penis

A very fun, floppy part of the male body that is often used as a toy.

Wow, that penis is so big! I bet it will be even more fun than the last one I played with!

by Damn that's funky March 31, 2016