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Grinding my own Business

When grinding, only paying attention to the chick in front of you and not lookin around at other couples (or sandwiches) grinding around you.
Al (grinding Kari, talking to Lyle, who is grinding Lena)- Pretty great party, right?
Lyle- I can't hear you. I'm Grinding my own Business right now.
by Dusty Cox December 2, 2009
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face own

When some one adds you as a friend on facebook but you keep the request as a trophy instead of adding them back, you own them of facebook.
Joe blow is an asshole so you deleted him off your friends list, then because he is such a dumb shit head he tries to re-add you as a friend, so you own his ass on your request page, to remind you, you face own his ass.
by twizee July 27, 2009
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scoring on your own net

To insert one or more of ones finger/s into ones anus.
1. Hey Brad, I heard you were scoring on your own net in the shower last night.

2. Brad just scored on his own net and now he needs to clean under his finger nails.
by high score May 20, 2008
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Being your own ecosystem

A term that members of the neohippie movement call not taking a bath for a long time. Some of them think it's more natural. But a lot of them just do it to piss people off.
John believes in being your own ecosystem.
by Deep blue 2012 March 23, 2010
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Butter Your Own Scone

Example 1
Gentleman: I'm sorry I have a headache. You'll have to butter your own scone
Example 2:
Lady: Damnation! I have an STI! I should have just buttered my own scone!
by ButteredScone May 14, 2015
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Fucked My Own Ass

1) A phrase one usually says when he is so pissed off about something. After he dies and loses all his enchanted diamond armor and shit to the enderdragon, one might say, "OH SHIT! I FUCKED MYSELF IN THE ASS!"

2) The action of taking either a 6.9 inch vibrator and shoving it up your ass until you moan so loudly, "I FUCKED MYSELF IN THE ASS"

3) A male masturbation technique where you wrap your schlong all the way around your body and into your own asshole. One usually fucks their own ass when they are still a horny 12 year old and are still a virgin with no friends.
While Eric was watching Shrek hentai, he decided to shove his small ass peen into his own big ass asshole. He moaned so loudly that the frogs turned gay and started buttfucking each other. "UUUUUHHHHIIIIOOO! I FUCKED MY OWN ASS! UUUUUHHHHIIIIOOO!"
by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019
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water seeks its own level

Quality people of integrity will always find other quality people of integrity and vice versa
(Water seeks its own level) -Birds of a feather flocks together!
by Chinnadoll January 20, 2021
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