Friend A: I met this great guy, I think he's a keeper
Friend B: Really? Tell me more!?
Friend A: Well.....for starters, hes definitely my oscar dick......
Friend B: Really? Tell me more!?
Friend A: Well.....for starters, hes definitely my oscar dick......
by goldnoel December 11, 2019
by fannyfucka69 July 17, 2020
by Hezza69 May 27, 2019
Crusty wank sock. Irreplaceable reward competed for the most exuberant masterbators on the Hove/Portslade boarder.
My Portslade Oscar is stiffer than yours is.
by Chiz-a-tunity August 20, 2016
by we❤️stevengrant April 29, 2022
When a man and women are involved in intercourse, and he feels he would have more statisfaction by sticking his penis in a cup.
Mikey: "hey man, you hooked up with that girl?"
Oscar: "yea"
Mikey: "how was it"
Oscar: "Should have not wasted the time, stayed home and stuck my penis in a cup"
Mikey: "oh man, you're pulling an oscar"
Oscar: "yea"
Mikey: "how was it"
Oscar: "Should have not wasted the time, stayed home and stuck my penis in a cup"
Mikey: "oh man, you're pulling an oscar"
by hahayouknowit May 31, 2011
Carl-Oscar is one of the most sexy people you can find. He's often bald, even as a child. His IQ is most likely on 75 but that doesn't matter because if you know a Carl-Oscar you have a true friend. His temper isn't always good, though. If you touch him or offend him he can very mad and beat you up even though he's pretty small. He's pretty
megalomania.
megalomania.
Holy cow, Carl-Oscar looks hot!
What's up, dude, did you see Carl Oscar go crazy yesterday?!
Wow, Carl-Oscar has no hair, lol
What's up, dude, did you see Carl Oscar go crazy yesterday?!
Wow, Carl-Oscar has no hair, lol
by Kaptajn Bertel April 01, 2019