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Captains Orders

When everything naturally goes your way because you're the shit - you order the groupies and ballers around ending the statement with "captains orders"
Nick: you need to take a hit of this dank ass shit, Captains Orders.
Aileen: but i feel stupid when i smoke 4 joints after the gravity bong :(:(:(:(:(
Lindsey: shut up and toke now bitch, its Captains Orders!!
Rachael: Captains Ooooooooooooorderrrrrrrrrrrrsss.
by USeLeSs_iDiOT July 30, 2010
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Book Order Excited

Level of excitement that meets or exceeds that of an elementary school student on the day of the Scholastic book order arrival. Often coupled with great anticipation.
I just bought $5000 worth of stuff through Amazon, which should arrive next monday. I am book order excited.
by Wyane D. June 14, 2011
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Olberdouche

The slang or "street" name for the shit for brains talk show host Keith Olbermann??? Who hosts a seldom watched show on a marginal cable "news" channel (MSNBC).
dude 1 - "Hey did you see where KO actually showed his Cornell University diploma on TV to prove to Ann Coulter he went to Cornell?"
dude 2 - "No I don't watch Olberdouche" exactly for said reason.
by Porndexter 30 November 28, 2009
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tall order

Getting people to accept a compromise in a polarized forum like that before the vacation is a tall order.
by The Return of Light Joker December 29, 2011
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Negro Restraining Order

Its when you tie a black mans penis around their own ankles.
If you ever get my honey pie mixed up with my cootie again i will give you a negro restraining order
by upleftrightdownsyndrome October 30, 2010
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short order cook

typically overweight pissed off employee of some shit company ie: waffle house, ihop. who tends to have anger issues with anyone else we call "people".
Person 1: hey i need an omelet!
Short order cook: go to hell!
by classyshit October 27, 2011
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oldermenitis

An incurable disease which leaves you powerless to the ways of older men.

Most commonly seen in the form of excessively fangirling male celebrities +40 years of age.
Johnny Depp, Gary Oldman, Hugh Laurie, and Alan Rickman have all given me oldermenitis.
by kneazley August 7, 2008
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