When everything naturally goes your way because you're the shit - you order the groupies and ballers around ending the statement with "captains orders"
Nick: you need to take a hit of this dank ass shit, Captains Orders.
Aileen: but i feel stupid when i smoke 4 joints after the gravity bong :(:(:(:(:(
Lindsey: shut up and toke now bitch, its Captains Orders!!
Rachael: Captains Ooooooooooooorderrrrrrrrrrrrsss.
Aileen: but i feel stupid when i smoke 4 joints after the gravity bong :(:(:(:(:(
Lindsey: shut up and toke now bitch, its Captains Orders!!
Rachael: Captains Ooooooooooooorderrrrrrrrrrrrsss.
by USeLeSs_iDiOT July 30, 2010
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I just bought $5000 worth of stuff through Amazon, which should arrive next monday. I am book order excited.
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The slang or "street" name for the shit for brains talk show host Keith Olbermann??? Who hosts a seldom watched show on a marginal cable "news" channel (MSNBC).
dude 1 - "Hey did you see where KO actually showed his Cornell University diploma on TV to prove to Ann Coulter he went to Cornell?"
dude 2 - "No I don't watch Olberdouche" exactly for said reason.
dude 2 - "No I don't watch Olberdouche" exactly for said reason.
by Porndexter 30 November 28, 2009
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by The Return of Light Joker December 29, 2011
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by upleftrightdownsyndrome October 30, 2010
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by classyshit October 27, 2011
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Most commonly seen in the form of excessively fangirling male celebrities +40 years of age.
Most commonly seen in the form of excessively fangirling male celebrities +40 years of age.
by kneazley August 7, 2008
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