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nova

shitty little vauxhaul car driven by a pikey. a nova can usually be purchased for about £150, but in order to be fully functional it needs to be filled with £8,000 worth of stolen stereo equipment (it's a well known fact that the engine in an average 1989 nova is not powerful enough to propel the vehicle up a small incline, and therefore the movement generated by some 'pumpin happy hardcore bass' is required to complete most journeys).

most novas are driven repeatedly around the ring roads of deadbeat english towns like mansfield and aldershot. presumably this is because the steering columns are all bollocksed so they can only turn in one direction.

the classic nova is now an endangered species due to the proliferation of the lesser-rusted saxo in many towns.
kevin's got a new nova, it's well bazzed up. ee's bringin' it raahnd t'circuit on sundeh
by noodlé December 19, 2003
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BOSSA NOVA

To be cool or hip. From The Ninja Turtles.
That car is Bossa Nova

Bill: Check out this cool picture
Frank: That's Bossa Nova, man!
by Symphonicrock002 June 13, 2007
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Novak

One who exhibits qualities of being a Jew, such as having difficulties parting with their money.

Also, tends to be a push-over and doesn't stand up for self.
Dude, stop being a Novak and just buy a winter coat instead of wearing your sweatshirt.
by csterbin January 10, 2009
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Nokia 1100

Possibly the cooooooooleast phone around!
Rebecca Leah has a Nokia 1100- Gosh I envy her!
by Rebecca Leah June 15, 2004
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Nova

'Casa' Nova, the God of God's.

What everyman aspires to with the big black book. And that's not all.

Several (thousand) testimonials and counting.

The smoothest of the smooth.
"How you doin"

"My names Nova, that's right as in...."

*kisses girl*

The third and fourth lines are not usually needed.
by GuinessBookOfRecords June 27, 2008
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Fourth and Novak

Equivalent to saying fourth and inches at a football game. Is used by football fans to describe the situation where the football is just the length of a tiny penis away froma first down.
The Wisconson Badgers drove the ball 9.9 yards over 3 downs and now they are fourth and Novak.
by Ronald Mexico November 12, 2006
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Nokia Abortaj

A dumb bitch failed pop singer who can’t break the Top 200 on ITunes whilst her child rapist, murderer boyfriend sucks her toes in a bath tub coincidentally after she came back from the abortion clinic, the 18th time that week.
Nokia Abortaj’s new single already tanked and it hasn’t even come out yet

Cardi B is the Queen Of Rap, Nokia Abortaj wishes
by Nicki’sAbortedChild March 7, 2019
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