Notebook

"Notebook", is the term you use to refer to a LAPTOP computer if you are:

A) A 9 year old girl that likes Bratz dolls.

B) A fucking tool of Dell & Microsoft.

C) n00b

If we start calling certain computers notebooks that leads to grammatical ambiguity.

Customer: Hi, I like to buy a notebook.
Clerk: Okay, would you like a $5 or $500 model?

It's a stupid nickname created by retards who decided to major in marketing during college becuase they wanted to spend the majority of their time getting wasted.

by Urban Hitchhiker January 15, 2006

Notlean

Self explanatory...NOT-LEAN. The "notlean" RA of the second floor dorms of a public university. Has inability to walk up stairs, must rely on others. Socially awkward. Calfs as large as a human head. Tries to befriend those not interested.

"Who awkwardly asked me to run up multiple flights of stairs, becuase she couldn't waddle up them herself."
"That must've been Notlean"

by Angry Superior Nerds November 20, 2004

angry noble

something that doesn't exist, a complete myth, an absolute falsehood, something you will never see

'You know Sam, my girl is gorgeous, great in the bedroom, loves cooking and cleaning and makes me breakfast in bed every morning'

'Yeah I know, she sounds like an angry noble'

by hunglikeabrahamlincoln September 22, 2009

Trumpet note time

The amount of time estimated by an experienced trumpet player of how long they could last playing music containing certain notes.

For most people, Middle Gs (second open fingered lip position) are usually easiest and can be played for absolutely ages, however, top Gs (fifth open fingered lip position) are fairly difficult to tone anyway, so the time is strongly decreaced to about one hour or so. Bottom Gs (bottom 1 and 2 fingered lip position) help get the lips tighter again after not having played for a while (eg. a break in a rehersal).

man one- "hey. what's your top F trumpet note time?"
man two- "oh, about an hour or something"
man one- "cool. mine's about the same too"

by belgium RULES :D February 19, 2011

post-it note

A racial slur for Asians due to the similar yellow color of the post-it note and the "yellow" skin color of Asians.

Person walks into a Chinese Restaurant: Where is everyone tonight? This place is usually swarming with Post-It Notes.

Office Manager Displeased with Japanese Businessmen in his workplace: I don't care! Just get those damn Post-It Notes out of my office!

by Lady GroinCrush December 11, 2008

The Notebook

The greatest movie, it is so sad. I cried all through the end. Every guy who said its a pussy movie and only a chick flick, i bet you bawled your fucking eyes out. It's not bad to be a little sentimental, you cannot tell me you didn't find it sad, the fact that he went day after day trying to get his wife to remember him, and then when she did, she relapsed and flipped the fuck out, screaming "who are you!?!?"

The notebook:

Allie: Do you think our love can create miracles?
Noah: I think it can.
Allie: do you think our love will let us be together forever?
Noah: I think it will, I love you.

Then they fall asleep in Allie's bed, and they pass away in their sleep.

by ninababes x June 22, 2007

nobles hockey

the best high school hockey team in the ISL and New England, smokes Milton every single year, even when they try to buy themselves a team. much better then the wannabe hockey players from Thayer, and all the other schools. Leaves all other teams in their dust as they put on clinics.

Dude, did you just see Nobles smoke Milton?

by eh March 2, 2005